turbonegro - hell toupee lyrics
i took my band way across the land
but too much -ss can destroy a man
see, i emptied all my glands
inside the emptiness of all my fans
i spent all of my testosterone
giving all my favorite fans a bone
it’s hard on my hair, living like a dog
and tonight the devil is riding a hog
night is falling, the curtain’s calling
my bio clock is ticking so fast
and it’s gonna be, h-ll toupee, h-ll toupee
can’t stand losing my hair this way
h-ll toupee, h-ll toupee, not now, no way
other day, i was doing the b-mp
then i found myself taking a dump
it gave me time to contemplate
the state of my hair and its terrible fate
spent my life fighting off the pigs
drinking beer and a smoking cigs
stealing riffs and a blowing gigs
but now i’m stuck googling for wigs
skin is glowing, dome is showing
my bio clock is ticking so fast
and it’s gonna be, h-ll toupee, h-ll toupee
can’t stand losing my hair this way
h-ll toupee, h-ll toupee, not now, no way
h-ll toupee, day by day
always thought that my hair would stay great
h-ll toupee, h-ll toupee but it’s way too late
night is falling, curtains are rolling
my bio clock is ticking away
and it’s gonna be, h-ll toupee, h-ll toupee
can’t stand losing my hair this way
h-ll toupee, h-ll toupee, no, not now, no way
h-ll toupee, razor blade
it’s genocide of my hair today, h-ll toupee
h-ll toupee, h-ll toupee
don’t fade away, not now, no way
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