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turtle the exiled - hey now you're a fitz lyrics

[verse 1: turtle the exiled]
somebody once told me that i could hurt me buddy by cheating with a wh0re online
so i shaved off all my hair and simped for a thot and ruined my friends d+mn life
so ill cuck a good friend and ill make cringey content
counting that social blade negative symbol
join the dr. disrespect champion club
simped for a girl and ruined my career
irrelevancy that is my dream, taking online simping to the extreme
you never know who i might cuck, so i can get the suck

[chorus: turtle the exiled]
hey now you’re a fitz, join pro jared mlg
hey now you’re a fitz, cheat with katie
i love ruining friendships
let me at your girlfriends please i beg of you

[bridge: katerino & qtcinderella & fitz & rajj patel]
katerino: “i am the type of person who i think that i should explore all my options, and try to find exactly who is best for me before i settle down and actually date someone, i don’t see anything wrong with it.”
fitz: “neither do i”
qtcinderella: “settle down?”
rajj patel: “wow interesting”
rajj patel: “katerino, congratulations! you have been selected as the winner of the the rajjchelor featuring fitz, congratulations.”
[verse 2: turtle the exiled]
hey now you’re a katerino, f+ck your bf’s best friend
hey now you’re a katerino, go back to irrelevancy
i thought i was sl!ck, thought i was
somebody once said, “off to f+ck your b+tch! haha! just kidding right?”
guess he wasn’t what a concept, well ruined his career anyways
guess good guy fitz isn’t so good?
well friendship lost and my simping paid off
cheat on my friend and ill call people “f+ggot”
makes alot of sense to give up this sh+t
lost alot of money from being a trick
hurting friends that is my plan, simping for hookers to the extreme
i love mail order brides, because my brain is fried

[chorus: turtle the exiled]
hey now you’re a fitz, get your simp on baldie
hey now you’re a katerino, wait a minute who are you?

[outro: turtle the exiled]
i idolize mediocre p+ssy at best
katerino please let me bust a fat nut on your lips

- turtle the exiled lyrics

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