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turtles - food lyrics

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hamburgers, cheeseburgers, spaghetti, rice,
french fried potatoes and gulash. (ooooh.)
eggs over easy, asparagus spears,
hot dogs and baked beans and sauerkraut.
black-bottomed mushrooms and chicken pot pie,
pink lemonade on the fourth of july.

[sounds of firecrackers popping.]

[pitch pipe sounds a note.]

(but there’s one thing that we’d,)
(gladly doff our sh-lls for,)
(so we present our recipe,)
(and wish you well, for…)

(…we’ll take,)
two thirds cups of flour,
a teaspoon full of salt,
a quarter pound of b-tter,
add an egg and blend it out.

two squares of dark chocolate,
walnuts, pot and sugar,
a teaspoon of bakin’ powder,
thirty minutes in the heat and it’s over.

tea biscuits, tomato soup, ham on rye.
hot apple, pineapple sundae. (hoooo!)
honeydew, artichoke, hearts of lettuce,
b-ttered bagels and lox, cream cheese, rhubarb.
(hoooo!)

peanut b-tter sandwiches, english m-ffins.
k-mquats, berries, fish, steak and grapefruit.
grits, parsnips,
marmalade, shishkebab, turtle soup. 5

[sound of a bottle top being popped and effervescence.]

[spoken:]
well, those brownies ought to be just about ready now.
why don’t we go have one? hmmmmm? i mean, really…
[more effervescence to fade.]

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