twiztid - 1st day out '98 lyrics
i got another funky rhyme
another funky, funky rhyme
i got another funky rhyme
another funky rhyme, another funky, funky rhyme
i got another funky rhyme
another funky, funky rhyme
i got another funky rhyme
another funky rhyme, another funky, funky rhyme
aww sh-t, twiztid
this is my sh-t man
they’re finna remake the wicked sh-t
jamie spit man
now they let the gates up so i bail
six sh-tty months, pick me up from the county jail
smart -ss mouth even though i paid my dues
chrome toilet, rolled blankets, and the rhombus shoes
but i ain’t naggin’
here comes my people in the hoopty m-ffla draggin’
ain’t been in the hoop ride long
and the two liter of moon mist is almost gone
nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load
told my man to hook me up with a chick that he know
the b-tch said m-th-f-cker, pick me up at three
can’t b-tch santa, don’t ride your street
we can meet around the corner at kfc
you can take a cab and i’ll pay the fee
when she showed up d-mn, she was out of luck
i forgot my wallet in the glove box on my truck
put the tab for the cab and the dinner too
with a knot in my sock, b-tch, i thought ya knew
dressed to impress chewin’ dyntene gum
and i was drunk as f-ck and smelled like an alley b-m
i’m chewin’ on my food like a carnivore
dumb b-tch starin’ at me like and eyesore
then i plopped my face in the bowl of soup
and slurped every last bit up through my missin’ tooth
the b-tch jumped up faster than a race
and told me how to bow to her face
so she pickin’ up the tab, ya know that i’ma go for mine
got sone shabille 54′ vengeance wine
and a steak well done and an order of shrimp
jamie madrox playin’ the pimp, uhh
she’s back now, and her hair ain’t fixed
probably in the bathroom kickin’ back takin’ a sh-t
but i ain’t sayin’ nothin’ though
i ain’t sayin’ nothin’ ’bout the m-th-f-ckin’ hoe
whats up b-tch? you’re ready to break, besides how long
can one fat b-tch take? quit snackin’
and pay this sh-t, so we can go to your crib
and watch a horror flick, with ya daddy
you’re employed?
uhh sh-t, naw
your daddy’s pretty fresh sweetie pie
i mean him, lettin’ me grip his ride
besides, he slipped me a fifty
but the again i’m kinda shifty
now i wanna f-ck so we headed to my house
f-ck sittin’ with you parents on the couch
dad i got a b-tch in my room and a smile
take your -ss to the bar and don’t come back for awhile
a juggalo’s known for smackin’ ho’s
but i need to bust nut, so i switch to the mack mode
now laurie, you know i love you
so why don’t you just let me f-ck you
look b-tch, i know you’s a freak
so let me get a little kiss on my cheek
and i’ll f-ck to go hit that
come on nympho, and let me hit dat
tell ya what, ya let me stick it
and i gotta left over piece of chicken for ya
ya little sewer sk-nk
ya nasty little pipe smokin’, money hungry b-tch
that’s the sh-t j
85 bucks an hour, you wanna play
and that was that
a little smooth talkin’ and she was on her back
ya never guess what
my first day out, and i caught my nut
first day out and i caught my nut
(what?)
first day out and i caught my nut
(what?)
first day out and i caught my nut
(what?)
well, sh-t b-tch, it’s my first day out and i caught my nut
first day out and i caught my nut
(what?)
first day out and i caught my nut
(what?)
first day out and i caught my nut
(what?)
well, sh-t b-tch, it’s my first day out and i caught my nut
first day out and i caught my nut
(what?)
first day out and i caught my nut
(what?)
first day out and i caught my nut
(what?)
well, sh-t b-tch, it’s my first day out and i caught my nut
first day out and i caught my nut
(what?)
first day out and i caught my nut
(what?)
first day out and i caught my nut
(what?)
well, sh-t b-tch, it’s my first day out and i caught my nut
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