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two planez - all cholo lyrics

[intro]
h-lllllo lux!
five man gank! that’s racist

[hook:two planez]
got nothing, i got nothing
i cannot complain i cannot
i don’t even know how many i shot
i forgot it’s a lot
ese f-ck your chulapa
vato no verde on that
strapped up that’s cholo
corona that’s cholo
welfare that’s cholo
all cholo for real
grande pito that’s cholo
muy putos thats cholo
welfare that’s cholo
cholo for real

[verse 1: borris]
tortilla’s on my mind you should think the same
taco on my taco stand
gardening with hoes i need to check my beans
i’m playing league with my friend jose
ay! she wants all my pesos!
i see her eating all my queso
she said she won’t help me
chicka not my family
ok made a fajita for dinner tonight
watch me eat it up
finshed it, diarrhea in the toilet
f-ck f-ck f-ck
you need to work you got to work
got tools at my construction site
just took a sh-t in my toilet
f-ck i think it’s broken
from mi casa to the construction site
i rebuilt our neighborhood
and i work so fast
i can take a sh-t when i want
this that salsa
this that queso
¿por que papi? mucho trabajo
having a lazy mexican is not good like salad dressing

[hook]

[verse 2: two planez]
i sprouted up in ’96
knew i was a man as a fetus
gardened for the girl that used to drive by
but thats paco and jose’s story too guy
that enrique ingelsias; holmes loved it
connor elshaw hefe; no h0m-
i get payed the wage you get payed the wage
and when i take a sh-t i gotta wash my hands
hoder queso
ain’t no fishing over on this side
y’all f-ck with us, we f-ck you
no difference in b-tthole or bonoche
hoder mi
should i get two percent or reduced
cause mi madre told me go to 7/11 and buy some godd-mn milk
paying in coupons and i’m pimping out my ride
y’all keep talking yo sh-t
but my versa is as low as it gets
i swear y’all get shot from the side
i’m the brown skinned obama
ese come take your turn ‘cuz i’m done with this sh-t;
toilet
i’m the opposite of cottonelle
i can’t handle all of this sh-t (charmin ultra)
we’re on the road portrait on the corner
who else gonna shoot up puta’s
ask you to please excuse my table manners
i wasn’t aware i couldn’t sh-t up there
‘cuz if i’m work off your advances
then i’m rolling down a hill
hoder chulapas
shoutout dayto shoutout migos

[hook]

[verse 3: noh0m-]
ey, holmes; shut the f-ck up
i got yard-work on my payroll
your lawn be trim when i’m through
i got a hole in my left shoe
mowing lawns with jose’s crew
not complicated it’s simple
i got mowers; a whole truck full
and to my boss i’m everything
everything but working
i still just take my time
man i guess i’m all cholo
wearing thrift store sh-t
that’s hood fashion
ese see what i’m saying, no soft toco
i mow lawns, step in dog sh-t
dog weed, that brown d-ck
salsa stain on the floor
year ’round like season tickets
bean dip, i got the sh-ts
lift the lid, leaves you split
solid half, liquid half
now i zip
my girl is on drugs and sh-t
probably had more kids than kate and sh-t
i swear to jesus
there’s 99 children, but i ain’t even done
i got 99 problems, finding condoms ain’t one
like i got colon issues, i’m sorry for the sh-ts i pushed out
i’m the type to have a beater on and my -ss still hanging out
but that’s just me
and i ain’t black though, far from white but i’m all cholo
if it’s one thing, i’m no h0m-
border patrol hating but it ain’t working
no h0m-

[verse 4: two planez]
ai papi ai papi
i think i done f-cked too many women at the denny’s parking lot
‘fore the end of this month there will be three more funerals
popping caps in our town like it’s legalized girl
we were close to the edge sometimes it be like that
i don’t f-ck every -ss i see vato cuban i ain’t like that
i just take my time that ho that’s mine
i beat my meat like that
all my eses on my neck because we ride like that
who’s d-ck is on my neck
i’m loaded like an ak
puto’s stressed like a mo’f-cka
other puto’s getting nervous clutching their kids like a mo’f-cka
d-mn that’s a huge -ss
tell the truth i don’t listen to you
cause i’m busy with that borris
and that sh-t won’t sail; not when the captain is f-cking a mermaid
brother was in jail we were talking while i was working at the mo’f-ckin
drive thru
started from the bottom and were still here

- two planez lyrics

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