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twxwks - 14 days of christmas lyrics

[part i]

[intro: bruno, js punch, lagoon, luwi, beanbag, llamarenegade, tuck, cevin, phigg, golden, bubby, thurston, sequoia & everyone]
fourteen days in two weeks
thirteen dr. man tweets
twelve larry’s leaping
eleven fleshlights for piping
ten male strippers
nine crafters mining
eight gooners gooning
seven cevins ceving
six sh+tters sh+tting
five golden
four bonus songs (four, four okay)
three jefferkins
two mommy milkers
and a christmas ep from twxwks, christmas ep from twxwks
christmas ep from twxwks

[verse 1: thurston]
i need some good ass presents so i wrote my list twice
i’m tryna feel like jack frost so i asked for some ice
but, santa wanna know if i’ve been actin’ naughty or nice
sh+t i don’t know homie maybe you should go ask your wife (go ask your wife)

[verse 2: bubby & js punch]
treason new album out in a season
coming back around but you know i’m just teasin’ (you know i’m just teasin’)
you know i’m just tеasin’
nick holiday season
bruno on a christmas album committin’ treason
[verse 3: bruno]
santa santa santa santa bring me my banana
i’m going f+ckin crazy need a vacay in havana
my gold is bust down likе her name was thotiana
i don’t smoke no cigars need something stronger than cubanas

[verse 4: thurston]
nah i’m just playin’ nick you know i wouldn’t do you like that
but, on the real imma need them presents, let’s run it back
if i don’t get everything that i put on this list
i’m coming to the north pole to take your toys and your b+tch

[verse 5: bubby & js punch]
and if this shooter comes around you know we dropping like bars
and+and+and get a little chilly when she deckin’ my halls
and+and+and i hope she feel as empty as my wallet
i call [?] what do you call it?

[verse 6: [?]]
[?]+[?]+[?] cookies in the kitchen i been with it like dough
i got some dirt up on my name, i wash it off with some soap
if you tryna get in with twxwks you better just cope
because the only way you hangin’ with a chair and a rope

[verse 7: bubby]
i suck that d+ck so hard, i got a b+n+r
walk inside the club, i’m the owner
cheating on my girl, i got a b+n+r
she like [?] krispy kreme i got a b+n+r
[verse 8: [?]]
i be counting up that money, you be gettin’ the coal
i slip the [?] like the olympics i be getting the goal
i put that b+tch up on my wishlist, i’m in need in some hole
and if you don’t believe in santa you get hit with the pole
all these ops [?] tryna steal from my stockin’
but, if i catch him tryna pop i put a bag on his noggin
i’m in that [?] you know how i’m rocking
it’s a cold cold world put it on my [?]
i can’t quit this excellence you givin’ off that [?]
we going to the top we up on everest
getting all this [?] and they say save some for the rest of us
you already know i keep that [?] just like its [?]

[outro: yee]
jesus is king
i don’t go to church on sundays
circumcised she said i could come over someday
eat it like lasagna that’s garfield on mondays
andrew garfield
i drew a d+ck pic like jonah hill in superbad
got these b+tches super mad
all i want for christmas is to f+ck your dad
shout out to twxwks
that’s fourteen days
thurston out here queerbatin’
shout out to the g+ys
two weeks
fourteen days
december 14th is not christmas day
bazinga

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