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ty - the tale lyrics

[ty talking]
‘yes. this is a cautionary tale.
you can … take it any which way you wanna.
i mean no disrespect in part two.
as we just … alright … let me …’ [ty’s voice fades]

it was a sunny afternoon, somewhere between april, may or maybe june
the year had been quite busy
and i was just taking a break from having to make a tune
i was chilling with my cousin rude boys undercover just …
watching the place
sitting opposite the tube
and this girl walked up and said ‘i recognise your face.
your name’s ty isn’t it? i seen you in this and that magazine’
i was quite chuffed really,
looked slightly at my cousin and we both said ‘seen!’
one month later she phones me up
‘i’m in the area, can i come up?’ i’m like ‘please!’
turned to my brethren said
‘i love you like a brother, but brush you got to leave!’

[tee talking]
‘you know what i’m saying? you got to leave! if you met this girl right,
you’d understand. you – have – got – to – go. thank you.’

check my reflection in the mirror,
spray a little air fresh, splash a little brute
answer the intercom, ‘is tee there?’ oh, she sounds cute!
i take her jacket and she’s left with a white dress going from here to here
i offer her a drink, but she only wants water, i’m like ‘oh each!’
the conversation goes from vague adult chat to thinly veiled come on’s
blood leaves my brain, my whole body’s a drum stick … anxious to drum on
how shall i approach this? i’m virtually brain dead plus the line’s busy
i begin with a little friendly wwf and touch the t-tty!

[girl talking, ty whistling in background]
‘hold on, what are you doing? what are you doing? are you trying to touch
any of this? who are you? just because …’ [girl’s voice fades]

felt so ashamed! had to excuse myself by pretending to take the p-ss
walked to the mirror, splashed water on my face and said ‘man what is this?’
get a grip ben, just because the girl’s here doesn’t mean you’re in
ha, this s-xy bullsh-t can mess up the play
and make you think your love is king

[ty talking]
‘ohhh boy. listen …
you know when you’re in one of those predicaments where it’s like,
just, oh what can i say, i can’t say …’ [ty’s voice fades]

i left the bathroom with a clear head,
expecting her to moan, apologetic in the worst way
she’s b-tt naked on the sofa,
smiling like a joker ‘t-y it’s your birthdayyy!’

[ty talking]
‘no, no, no, no, no, no, no, y’know, no!
you don’t, listen, you don’t have to ask me what happened next!
anyway, lets just say … mighty fun was had by all!
of course this is fictional, so. y’know.

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