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ty (uk) - the tale lyrics

(ty talking)
‘yes. this is a cautionary tale
you can … take it any which way you wanna
i mean no disrespect in part two
as we just … alright … let me …’ (ty’s voice fades)

it was a sunny afternoon, somewhere between april, may or maybe june
the year had been quite busy
and i was just taking a break from having to make a tune
i was chilling with my cousin rude boys undercover just …
watching the place
sitting opposite the tube
and this girl walked up and said “i recognise your face
“your name’s ty isn’t it? i seen you in this and that magazine”
i was quite chuffed really
looked slightly at my cousin and we both said “seen!”
one month later she phones me up
“i’m in the area, can i come up?” i’m like “please!”
turned to my brethren said
“i love you like a brother, but brah you got to leave!”

(ty talking)
you know what i’m saying? you got to leave! if you met this girl right
you’d understand. you – have – got – to – go. thank you

check my reflection in the mirror
spray a little air fresh, splash a little brut
answer the intercom, “is ty there?” oh, oh, she sounds cute!
i take her jacket and she’s left with a white dress going from here to here
i offer her a drink, but she only wants water, i’m like “oh yeah!”
the conversation goes from vague, idle chat to thinly veiled come ons
[ you want me don’t you, you want me, i know you want me girl ]
blood leaves my brain, my whole body’s a drum stick … anxious to drum on
how shall i approach this? i’m virtually brain dead plus the line’s busy
i begin with a little friendly wwf and touch the t-tty!

(girl talking, ty whistling in background)
hold on, what are you doing? what are you doing? are you trying to touch
any of this? who are you? just because … (girl’s voice fades)

felt so ashamed! had to excuse myself by pretending to take the p-ss
walked to the mirror, splashed water on my face and said “man what is this?”
get a grip ben, just because the girl’s here doesn’t mean you’re in
ha, this s-xy bullsh-t can mess up the player
and make you think your lover’s king

(ty talking)
ohhh boy. listen …
you know when you’re in one of those predicaments where it’s like
just, oh what can i say, i can’t say … (ty’s voice fades)

i left the bathroom with a clear head
expecting her to moan, apologetic in the worst way
she’s b-tt naked on the sofa
smiling like a joker ‘t-y it’s your birthdayyy!’

(ty talking)
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, y’know, no!
you don’t, listen, you don’t have to ask me what happened next!
anyway, lets just say … mighty fun was had by all!
of course this is fictional, so. y’know

- ty uk lyrics

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