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tyler cassidy - chris hemsworth 3 (mom it's okay) lyrics

[verse 1]
my mama called and told me “son we gotta talk
there’s a lot of things you sing about that worry me a lot
because the life of a g+y man son, it’s not any easy life
it’s a life that’s filled with judgment and a lot of lonely nights”
i said “mom i go to church, mom i always pray
just because i think some guy is cute don’t make me g+y
just ’cause i can recognize that certain guys are hot
mom, it doesn’t make me g+y” she said “it doesn’t make you not”

[chorus]
mom i’m not g+y just because i think chris hemsworth’s hot
i’m not g+y just because i’d like to kiss the rock
mom, i’m not g+y just because i’d rather be a top
mom i’m not g+y, but if i was would you still love me?
[verse 2]
my mama took my hand and said, “son, come with me
it’s about that time we go and test your s+xuality”
she took me to the g+y bar, ’twas the g+yest bar around
it as filled with all the hottest h0m+s+xuals in town
an asian man walked up to me and asked if i’d like to bang
he put his hands up on my shoulders but i didn’t feel a thing
i told him “sorry we cannot be lovers, only friends”
and then my mama asked me “you’re not into asian men?”

[chorus]
no i’m not g+y just because i think chris hemsworth’s hot
i’m not g+y just because i’d like to kiss the rock
mom, i’m not g+y just because i’d rather be a top
mom i’m not g+y, but if i was would you still love me?

[verse 3]
and then that asian man he took me by the b+lls
and he jerked me off the best i’ve ever had
and then that asian man he sucked my p+n+s dry
while my mama showed me pictures of my dad
and then megan fox came walking through the door
and it made my mama weak in both her knees
then megan fox she grabbed my mama by the hair
and they started making out in front of me
it was the hottest thing i’ve seen
and she said
[ending]
son i’m not g+y just ’cause i think megan fox is hot
son, i’m not g+y just because we’re making out a lot
son, i’m not g+y, (but mom i think you are) son, no i’m not
son i’m not g+y, but if i was would you still love me?
would you still love me?
would you still love me?
would you still love me?
i’m sorry you’re g+y
mom i promise i’m not g+y (son i promise you you’re g+y)
mom i promise i’m not g+y (son i promise you you’re g+y)
mom i promise i’m not g+y (son i promise you you’re g+y)
mom i promise i’m not g+y
okay mom, i guess i’m g+y

- tyler cassidy lyrics

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