tyler, the ceator - big d!ck halfy lyrics
[chorus]
on halloween, there will be a cheeseburger
you gone take his peen’
he’s big and black, he will take your candy
that cheeseburger’s name is big d+ck randy
[verse 1]
aye, big, big d+ck randy
he take booty not just candy
he dress up like he a granny
then he be waiting for cheeseburgers to walk off alone
he make sure they ain’t near no home
he sneak up and he let out a moan
he rip off your booty and then he is gone
i remembеr one day, it was like 2012
it was big randy, i could just tell
hе took my booty and i couldn’t yell
i got to the house, mama said, “where is yo’ ass and where is yo’ candy?”
and i said, “mama, it was big d+ck randy!”
“he came out of nowhere, on god he appeared
and then he ran off with my rear”
“he took my whole booty and all of my candy
but you should be lucky that i’m even here”
“randy’s the real deal, he usually finish the k!ll
i guess i got lucky”
“i don’t know how i made it out of there alive
before that big cheeseburger could f+ck me”
[refrain]
randy, he is the one
hide your daughters and hide your sons
randy, he is the one
hide your daughters and hide your sons
[interlude]
ahh, digbar, bring that ass back here
no! get away from me!
no, please stop!
ahhhhhhhh
[verse 2]
aye, if he get you, you can not escape
so just be ready ’cause that booty’s gonna get raped
randy’s takin’ everybody, he ain’t scared of nothin’
it’s halloween so he’ll turn that booty to his pumpkin
he dresses up as granny, it’s a disguise
then he walks up on you and looks you dead in yo’ eyes
the cheeseburger’s just be like “hey”, “wassup”, “how was your night”
then he catch ’em off+guard when he start
f+ckin’ they b+tt with his pipe
he do it so good, he do it so right
he takin’ the booties on halloween night
and if yo’ cake end is tight, he’s gonna take it alright
so don’t even put up a fight
[chorus]
on halloween, there will be a cheeseburger
you gone take his peen’
he’s big and black, he will take your candy
that cheeseburger’s name is big d+ck randy
he’s big and black, he will take your candy
that cheeseburger’s name is big d+ck randy
[refrain]
randy, he is the one
hide your daughters and hide your sons
randy, he is the one
hide your daughters and hide your sons
[outro]
hide your daughters and hide your sons
hide your daughters and hide your sons
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