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tzarbombah - goyfriend 2- (my jewish breakup) lyrics

i met this girl and she says shes the religous type
i said thats really cool cuz so am i
(shes so based )
we went on a couple dates and then i came to find (what’d you find?)
that shes not quite the same as i
(shes off the tribe)
i don’t know what to do

she has lots of money and she seperates her milk plate from her meat. and i like her cooking, she said its kosher
her kippa smells like feet

but i can’t date a girl thats going to h+ll now can’t date a girl thats going to hеll. this is my jewish breakup

im scared to like this girl
but she tеlls me jesus christ is boiling in a pot of sh+t and i
want her grandmas bagel recipe
i’m invited to the synagogue but i can not go
because her last name is shmoley+sheklestein
her dads a lawyer …..
hes a lawyer …

her mom’s a doctor and her dad’s a lawyer
and her brother owns a bank (or two!)
and i cannot help but see her crooked nose
in her pictures when i w+nk
but i can’t date a girl thats going to h+ll
now i can’t date a girl thats going to h+ll..
this is my jewish breakup
this is my jewish breakup
this is my jewish breakup
she made me sign a prenup and shes charging me interest
i know the money i borrow usually is not like this
if i could bake 6 million cookies
for her in 6 years
im dating a f+cking jewish girl
and all i know is fear
6 million love letters will not fix this

she has lots of money and she seperates her milk plate from her meat. and i like her cooking, she said its kosher
her kippa smells like feet

but i can’t date a girl thats going to h+ll now can’t date a girl thats going to h+ll
this is my jewish breakup
this is my jewish breakup

- tzarbombah lyrics

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