tenacious d – spiderman lyrics
alrighty
this is a song
spiderman
spiderman
does what ever a spider can
is he strong
listen bud
he got da radioactive blood
hey there
there goes the spiderman
ow
is he strong?
listen bud
he got da radioactive blood
can he swing
from a thread
take look
over head
hey there
there goes the spiderman
ow
david dark
coming at em
hes got f-cking
ultimate fighter championship moves
here comes spidey
hes not f-cking really spidey
his moves didn’t work
because he’s f-cking spidey
spiderman
doesn’t look right
he looks like
cheap -ss
spidey
wearing the nike shoes
i can see the f-cking bvds
outline
oh f-ck
stay totally still
stay totally still
its f-cking s-ssafr-ssquatch
ive been searching for him for ten years
and nows my chance to capture him
im not moving
oh f-ck
hes using the web
hes using the web
using the spidey
hes freezing the audience
hes using the f-cking spidey
thwa
it didnt hold him
it f-cking holds almost everybody
but it didnt work on s-ss
he f-cking used a matrix move
he f-cking used a matrix move
douche
ha
what a f-cking fool
what the f-ck is going down
somebody help us
hes got the tranquilizer gun
david darks got the tranquil gun
he shot him in the -ss with a tranquilizer gun
but it didnt
why does he have his c-ck out
that’s not right
here comes s-ssafr-ss
hes f-cking really p-ssed off
now what the f-ck is happening tonight
its looking like a fight
no
you shouldve f-cking known
not to pull out your d-ck in front of s-ss
h-ll rip that sh-t right off
now youre f-cking b-mmed
what are you doing
no
no
no
don’t make him suck your chode
ah jesus
hes sucking on his f-cking chode
hes going shoot a f-cking load
if i know s-ssafr-ss
hes going to shoot a load
ahh
that’s non dairy creamer
what the f-ck
that’s bad news bears
that’s a lot of c-m
thats way too much s-ss c-m
s-ssafr-ss
he hasn’t f-cking done enough
hes dragging him by the foot
hes getting him in position
i don’t know what for
but i think its finger licking
the ultimate
ah no
the ultimate fighter championship
hes flinging sh-t
and hes taking a dump
ah jesus
wait a second
hes got him tricked
the old stick for the f-cking s-ssafr-ss trick
works every time
see if you can
keep him alive
that rips
life is a great big hang up
when ever theres a bang up
youll see s-ssafr-ss and spiderman
taking a sh-t on david dark
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