the lonely island – like a boss lyrics
mr. samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
no problem.
so you’re in charge around here, is that fair to say?
absolutely, i’m the boss.
well, so take us through a day in the life of, “the boss”.
well the first thing i do is–
talk to corporate (like a boss)
approve memos (like a boss)
lead a workshop (like a boss)
remember birthdays (like a boss)
direct work-flow (like a boss)
my own bathroom (like a boss)
micro-manage (like a boss)
promote synergy (like a boss)
hit on deborah (like a boss)
get rejected (like a boss)
swallow sadness (like a boss)
send some faxes (like a boss)
call a s-x line (like a boss)
cry deeply (like a boss)
demand a refund (like a boss)
eat a bagel (like a boss)
har-ssment lawsuit (like a boss)
no promotion (like a boss)
5th of vodka (like a boss)
sh-t on deborah’s desk (like a boss)
buy a gun (like a boss)
in my mouth (like a boss)
oh f-ck man, i can’t f-cking do it, sh-t!
p-ssy out (like a boss)
puke on deborah’s desk (like a boss)
jump out the windows (like a boss)
suck a dude’s d-ck (like a boss)
score some c-ke (like a boss)
crash my car (like a boss)
suck my own d-ck (like a boss)
eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
chop my b-lls off (like a boss)
black out in the sewer (like a boss)
meet a giant fish (like a boss)
f-ck his brains out (like a boss)
turn into a jet (like a boss)
bomb the russians (like a boss)
crash into the sun (like a boss)
now i’m dead (like a boss)
uh huh. so that’s an… average day for you then.
no doubt.
you chopped your b-lls off and died.
h-ll yeah.
and i think at one point there you said something about sucking your own d-ck?
nope.
actually, i’m pretty sure you did.
nah, that ain’t me.
ok, well this has been eye-opening for me.
i’m the boss.
ya, i know, i got that. you said it about 400 times.
i’m the boss.
ya, ya, i got it.
i’m the boss.
no, i heard you, see you later!
(like a boss)
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