thecomputernerd01 – friday parody lyrics
it’s seven a.m.
put my chap stick on.
gonna read a maga about the number seventeen.
bathroom time in my very own office.
i do my hair then i do my teeth.
then i shave my legs.
just kidding i’m a bird.
gotta get down to my green van.
gosh it looks so green.
it even has a dent.
i have seven choices.
‘cuz i’m just a loner.
gotta go make friends today.
let’s go to the zoo~.
~chorus~
it’s tuesday, tuesday.
gotta do a hop on tuesday.
write an essay,
do ballet,
then we’ll see how much we weigh.
tuesday, tuesday.
gotta do a hop on tuesday.
stretching out this rubber band,
girl scout cookie in my hand.
baking a, baking a cake.
printing out, printing out, drake.
now it’s time to watch t.v.
my favorite show is on at three.
~second verse
sittin’ on top ‘cuz i have no plans.
bought some dirt so i planted plants.
runnin’ around,
looking at this light.
pokemon white all day, all night.
yeah, i got sniffles up my nose.
i wear this hat to look like a fly.
bathroom break,
three times today.
gotta wash your hands,
don’t forget the soap.
kicking soccer b-lls downtown.
kicking other b-lls,
knock down.
excersizing with my bike.
me and you look much alike.
~chorus~
it’s tuesday, tuesday.
gotta do a hop on tuesday.
write an essay,
do ballet,
then we’ll see how much we weigh.
tuesday, tuesday.
gotta do a hop on tuesday.
stretching out this rubber band.
girl scout cookie in my hand.
baking a, baking a cake.
printing out, printing out drake.
now it’s time to watch t.v.
my favorite show is on at three.
yesterday was monday monday
today it is tuesday tuesday
we, we, we punched an owl.
we punched an owl.
his eyes were furry like a creepy guy.
tomorrow is wed-nes-day.
and thursday comes after words~.
i don’t want this tuesday to end~!
~rap part~
i’m just a creep hanging in this van.
i ate a bug.
i thought it was a pecan.
walkin’ outside,
into the driveway.
i didn’t go anywhere.
i felt like a blue jay.
grammie gave me a pack of tissues.
how did she know i had a lot of nose issues?
monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, sat-rday, sunday.
it”s tuesday guys!
~chorus~
it’s tuesday, tuesday.
gotta do a hop on tuesday.
write an essay,
do ballet,
then we’ll see how much we weigh.
tuesday, tuesday.
gotta do a hop on tuesday.
stretching out this rubber band.
girl scout cookie in my hand.
baking a, baking a cake.
printing out, printing out drake.
now it’s time to watch t.v.
my favorite show is on at three.
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