tiger lillies – cheapest show lyrics
the lion he has got false teeth, the fire eater is a cheat
the exotic dancer is antique.
the high-wire artist broke his nose, the dancing bears got gangrened toes,
& all the artists need new clothes.
cut price is the acrobat, the fortune teller is a hack, the clowns make up is all cracked
it’s the cheapest show you’ve ever seen
with drunks drug addicts & old queens
its garish gaudy & obscene.
half the staff are pimps & wh-r-s
too old to do it anymore,
they’re all old, ugly, stupid, poor
the boss drinks like an unblocked drain
he’s ugly stupid & he’s vain & he’s so in debt he should elope to spain
the big top it has got more holes than a dart board
its so old, its gangrened green with mould.
it’s the cheapest show you’ve ever seen
with drunks drug addicts & old queens
its garish gaudy & obscene.
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