tom green – i’m an idiot lyrics
if i was chicken i’d cluckity cluck, but because i’m not chicken i don’t give a f-ck!
i bend over take a sh-t on the kitchen floor, everybody starts clapping shouting for more.
so i go and take a p-ss on my grandma’s teeth, everybody stares wide eyed in disbelief.
you’re an idiot! that’s right, i’m a f-ckin’ idiot. i like to act out like a fool.
i’m an idiot. at school i like to act like an idiot, people like to laugh,
but most think i’m an idiot.
if i was a cheetah, i’d run real fast, but… i’m not a cheeta i’m a pain in the -ss.
i like to drink whiskey like to smoke gr-ss, i drove into a tree just to see sh-t crash.
jumped on a stage to be like mama c-ss, i stuck a bottle rocket deep in my -ss,
i lit the fuse that’s what i call a “b-m blast”, i whack off in a ferari so i can c-m fast.
you’re an idiot! that’s right, i’m a f-ckin’ idiot. i like to act out like a fool.
i’m an idiot. at school i like to act like an idiot, people like to laugh,
but most think i’m an idiot.
i went to batswana to buy some marijuana, ghetto blaster blastin’ afrika bambaataa,
i took the wrong bus and went to ensanada, so i had a siesta and ate an enchelada.
i went to tahiti got busted for a grafitti, they gave me forty lashes and now i’m bleedin’
beat me so hard that my hair’s receding, they said “ching chang chong” but i didn’t get the meanin’.
you’re an idiot! that’s right, i’m a f-ckin’ idiot. i like to act out like a fool.
i’m an idiot. at school i like to act like an idiot, people like to laugh,
but most think i’m an idiot.
you’re an idiot! that’s right, i’m a f-ckin’ idiot. i like to act out like a fool.
i’m an idiot. at school i like to act like an idiot, people like to laugh,
but most think i’m an idiot.
i’m a f-ckin’ idiot.
i’m a f-ckin’ idiot.
i’m a f-ckin’ idiot.
i’m a f-ckin’ idiot.
i’m a f-ckin’ idiot.
i’m a f-ckin’ idiot.
i’m a f-ckin’ idiot.
i’m a f-ckin’ idiot.
i like to act out like a fool.
i like to act out like a fool.
i like to act out like a fool.
i’m an idiot.
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