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uberocity - agent 47 vs ezio lyrics

agent 47:
you’ve surprised me, ezio, for actually coming to this battle
i assumed that dumbass ego of yours was all just mindless prattle
but while you’re a+jumping off buildings like+a super mario
i’m taking down my contacts in essentially every scenario
look at me! i’m a boss! my tuxedo could destroy you completely!
watch me sneak like a ninja while you jump in the hay “discreetly”
a sword and a knife? you make me laugh. do you have any range?
you look like a hobo with that hood. here’s some spare change!

ezio:
ezio auditore da firenze: assassin and n0blеman coming to fight
a badass who’s coming down to defeat you like an еagle blossoming into full flight
i’m gonna stabby slicy dicy you like another sh+tty templar
i expected more from you but you haven’t impressed me at all so far
i make this proclamation with provocation innovation
this confrontation’s culmination will be your resignation and castration
tuxedos make you s+xy? you’re stupid and without class
give me your head so i can go ahead and check the price of kicking your ass!

agent 47:
a plot has been made by me to eradicate you at any f+cking cost
can’t get f+cking laid, you see, because always ubisoft
sure you came to rome, but veni vidi vici
you know what? go have an orgy with leonardo da vinci
ezio:
porca troia, segaiolo, i’ll f+cking crush your agency
blatantly and tastefully you’ll be defeated by my legacy
you’ll be obliterated and as you breathe your final breath
i’ll turn my fiber wire on you and strangle you to death

agent 47:
i actually need some sk!lls to go and finish off my targets
ezio:
whatever, my swords are better than both of your f+cking gun sh+ts
agent 47:
at least my games are fun unlike, what was it, revelations?
ezio:
you’re dissing me about my games? are you forgetting absolutions?

agent 47:
from altair! to connor! to you, and yet all times a cretin!
i’m gonna find you and k!ll you, desmond, and crush your apples of eden!
ezio:
i am the merchant of menace so i’ll devise your demise
so surprise! i leap from the skies and now your safety’s compromised!

deadpool:
oh would you f+cking break it up you d+mn cherry blossoms
and just listen to me, because i’m freaking awesome
and you f+ckers out there! why are you looking at me?
i bring the kickass, the boo+yah, and the comedy
ezio stop swinging on buildings like a peeping creeping hawk
wh0rety+seven, you only surprise people with your little tiny c+ck
i take down and destroy more people while having massive constipation
the whole world will know you both died in this verbal assassination!

- uberocity lyrics

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