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uberocity - captain ahab vs jean-luc picard lyrics

ahab:
no wait, don’t bother, i’ll leave before this battle even starts!
you know, since i’m a badass, and you’re just an old fart!
i bet you think you’re so stylish with that d+mn red shirt of yours
why don’t you go make like old kirk and find yourself a few wh0res
i’d love to live to see the day when you crash your d+mn ship
but for now, call me your captain, and suck my silicon chip!
baldie, i’ve got less respect for you than hikaru f+cking sulu!
prepare to die in this brawl like the red men always do!

picard:
well we’ve made first contact, and now i’ll start my insurrection
it should be simple sincе you’re busy with your big d+ck and your erection
you’rе insane, captain ahab, haven’t you realized that yet?
i’ll verbally destroy you and shove a harpoon in your chest!
it’s the next generation of dissing and i can handle it with grace
so watch out before i shoot you and starbuck into deep sp+ce
you ej+cul+te chasing f+ck! tell me, how’s the pequod handling?
wicked king! excuse me while you die in the sea, a+strangling

ahab:
you call those rhymes? i call it a catastrophe times 10!
while, i happen to spit raps hotter than a fresh cayenne!
i’m a real captain, you’re just a loser boy from ‘sp+ce’
so shut your mouth or i’ll get my peg+leg and kick your face!
‘why the f+ck’ are there so many memes about this r+t+rd?
hoist the sails matey’s, let’s show this b+st+rd a true bombard!
so what will be your next move, you frenchy f+cked+up mr. clean?
i’ll destroy you, jean+luc, along with the whole of starfleet!
picard:
i’m getting tired of this enterprise, so let me close this up nicely
i think i know a way to drag you down precisely and concisely!
so avast! you’re outclassed! my nemesis in battle!
i think a facepalm is required as reaction to your mindless prattle!
mr data! lock the target! mr. worf! fire phasers!
we’ll shoot this assh0l+ down and crush him like a ‘nilla wafer!
you better watch yourself as i finish off this gang bang
so why don’t you go f+ck yourself with your little moby w+ng

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