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uberocity - don quixote vs the joker lyrics

quixote:
hola, perra! ¿cuál es incorrecto con usted?
green hair, white skin, and messed up in the head?
i’m the man of la mancha, from the spot, or the place
you’re just a dumbass who’s mind’s been displaced!
it’s a battle of wits between two super sane pieces
only one will win, me, since your luck just decreases
you can’t win against a warrior, chivalrous
if i was the lion, you’d def be the mouse

joker:
very bad choice of words! think of this as a game
which would tell you that windmills and giants aren’t the same!
wanna know how i got these scars? do you? well, my father..
was a stupid idiot like you and ended up k!lling my mother!
in this game, joker’s won, checkmate, hook, link, and sinker
welcome to the place where you’re the worst f+++ing thinker!
unlike you i fought like a man, so batter up, dork knight
here comes the ball, striking you from both left and right

quixote:
i’m beatin’ up buildings while you’re fighting a bat
i’d suggest you’d go back into your hole, you rat!
you need the quixote fix, you fraudulent jester
go jump in your white van, like a child molester
can’t you just be nice to batgirls and batboys
for my beard overpowers your wonderful toys
your lines are a joke, funnier than thou face
you peasant! thou want to tussle? this verse was just a taste
joker:
why art thou so solemn?
i can’t believe how insane you’ve become
i won’t take sh+t from a lunatic caballero
i put the laugh in slaughter, i reap what i sow
knight errant? knight error, and one unfulfilled
your sk!ll equals the number of enemies you k!lled
you’re not a real fighter, just a windmill
now grab your little pony and make magic up that hill

- uberocity lyrics

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