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uberocity - jack sparrow vs captain hook lyrics

sparrow verse:
that’s captain jack sparrow to you, and don’t you forget it
welcome to the caribbean, love! try not to get beheaded
my dear old pirate. may i ask you a question?
tell me where the rum is, or i’ll teach you a lesson
i regret nothing ever like flanking your +rs+
judging by your face, your raps will be kind of sparce
down to davy jones you’ll go along with your crew of b+tches
so harken at this immortal verbalisation of disses

hook verse:
look like i’ve hooked a big assholе who’s looking quite drunk and sickly
mister smee! grab my knives! so i can gut this fish quickly!
i’vе neverlanded such a large douche, but you know, i surmise
you can’t get anything right, so you foolishly improvise
head off north, oh wait! you have no bl++dy sense of direction
the most well+known pirate of the seas? i have a little objection!
how about i blow off your face with a shadow stalker
i now sentence your crazy ass to years in davy jones locker!

sparrow verse:
tick tock tick tock, b+tch, better watch out for that croc
say another line, my friend, your ship will be undocked
with your menacing appendages, oh sure, you think that you’re scary
but at least my ass wasn’t handed to me by a little wimpy fairy
a bit of manual labor is good for you, what an excuse for a captain!
how about you remove yourself from the ship, and i’ll feed you to the kraken
i’ll slice you up and send you to the ocean in a barrel
but remember this as the day you almost beat captain jack sparrow
hook verse:
almost? not likely, for your failure will be worldwide!
i’m feeling jolly, roger that! for captain hook’s winning tonight
i am the top pirate, known by families around the world
i’ll shove a kick like a curse into your black pearls
there is too much rum in your dead man’s chest
that explains why your raps are just grosser than incest
you’re at world’s end! you’re finished! and sh+t, your raps stank!
so there’s no time to parley now, walk the plank

- uberocity lyrics

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