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uberocity - kefka vs giygas lyrics

kefka:
(kefka laugh) let’s see what we’re dealing with
a f+cked+up red blob who got beat by little kids
read my lips. mercy is for wimps!
feel the power of my meteor in this total eclipse!
it’s kind of freaking funny how a fetus thinks he’s frightening
i’ll dispose this opposition with ultima and havoc wing
you’ll soon be dead like maria. isn’t that tragic
have fun trying to topple the wicked god of magic

giygas:
ah, grrr, kefkakefkakefka
i’ll k!ll this psycho clown like how you k!lled gestahl
you’re just sittin’ upon your statue dancing mad like the joker
i’m the universal cosmic destroyer, motherf+cker
oh, your voice, it hurts… it hurts… just shut up, you bigot
why arе you even trying to rap, f+cking blind god idiot
angelic, huh? that act’s all just for show
this fallеn one shall continue his descent into the snow

kefka:
go abort yourself, you b+tch. i’ll destroy your existence
i ruined a whole world with pure magic and persistence
i’m a god! i’m all powerful! you meaningless thing
for major ass+kicking is what the great kefka brings
giygas:
you’re a loose cannon! a megalomaniac of torment
i bet you wish you had friends, you’d pray to them at present
this second phase is crushing you, so go hide in your tower
yet you cannot grasp the true form of giygas’s power

(did somebody say true power? my time has come!)

ganon:
ganondorf here triforce of power in hand
i’m here to ascend the throne as king of the land
are you insane, palazzo? i’ll dispatch you myself!
need a ride up to the north pole? santa has a thing for elves
kefka you magic p+ssy, why don’t you whip up some decent rhymes
you’ll be slaughtered and spread out across the temple of time
and you, 9gig, stop f+cking around and step into my dungeon
maybe from now on you won’t get slaughtered by children
embodiment of evil? more like ghost p+ssy weevil
i’ll curse you like the deku tree in this medieval upheaval!
your demise is coming close, so soon you’ll both be slain
but don’t feign to have brains or you’ll experience pain

mother brain:
you’re joking about brains, b+tch? don’t even start
i’ll rip you like the triforce of wisdom, part by part
you’re the dark lord, ganon? isn’t that a bit cliche?
yeah, you’re one to talk about kefka here being g+y
make reality horrific? giygas, you’re all talk
defeat you easily? haha! psy brainshock!
oh wait, you know what? ganon was right, you f+cking h0m+
i’ll eradicate you all and reset you to zero
i’m smarter than any other, so it’s best you’re held back
then like the milf i am i’ll use a laser brain attack!
try fighting with me, you’ll end up with your necks severed
being a brain, i’m a g+nius! i’ll endure forever!
eggman:
woah, calm down there motherf+cker there’s no need to get hasty
why the h+ll do you get beat by a b+tch that’s white and pasty?
seriously, what are you doing? aren’t you supposed to be intelligent?
like samus i’ll put the smackdown on this dangerous experiment
unfortunately for you all, defeat and you go hand in hand
when i take over you can work minimum wage at eggman land!
poor ganon can’t handle an elf who gets his power from a shape
don’t bother trying to run from robotnik, oh, you’ll never escape
gigyas i don’t need to diss you, your name makes fun of itself
and you stick your magitek up your ass and just f+ck yourself
i’m bringin’ chaos to this battle and he’s ragin’ like a stallion
so to all of you losers, don’t try messin’ with the champion!

blue:
champion, b+tch? didn’t you get the f+cking memo?
step right the f+ck up, i’ll show you more than a demo
for the love of god, calm the hairs on your stache ’cause
i won’t be the first one that’s blue to beat your fat ass
you look like a pedophile with your red coat and glasses
so hot i’m like a charizard turning you into ashes
mother brain, i’ll shoot you down like captain n: the game master
i’ll take over the dark world! pack your bags, you b+st+rd
like mewtwo, you may be evil, but my solution’s simple, yall
i’ll catch both your f+cking asses with my bag of master b+lls!
i’m the most powerful trainer ever! ain’t that swell?
blue motherf+cking oak will burn your asses in h+ll
(leam yreve retfa hsurb dna selbategev ruoy tae)

diablo:
h+ll, motherf+cker? don’t mess with my region
the seven evils are one within me! i am legion!
look you little prissy b+tch, red kicked your ass at once
i’m doing the same thing once more, you slowpoke+assed dunce
and fatty? really? gonna f+ck sh+t up again?
not even a 300 iq is going to aid you towards a win
you’re never gonna win, brain, and everybody knows
that you’re completely screwed when you face red lightning hose
prince of evil? you’re more like a princess
i’ll leave you in my castle like a damsel in distress
kicking giygas with rhyme is simply sublime
better watch out, cuz it’s raping time
and lastly, you, frankly f+cked+up mcdonald
you’ll be destroyed like tristram as events unfold
stronger than baal! mephisto! oh, you’ve made an error
you f+cked with the prime evil? welcome to the realm of terror

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