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uberocity - sherlock holmes vs cole phelps lyrics

cole:
i’m known as cole phelps, la’s top detective
this british b+tch’s methods will be far from effective
i’m level+headed 24/7, but you need drugs to stay balanced
i double+k!lled a brat from the vault, so you won’t be a challenge!
you’ve got a superiority problem and are despised by your relatives
i face k!llers almost daily, while a grump’s your biggest nemesis!
evidence supports the accusation that you’re nothing but a sham
so i have a question for you: how do you even call yourself a gentleman?

sherlock:
elementary, my dear cole, i do simply because i am
we don’t need a study in scarlet to see that you’re in quite the jam
in the game of dark shadows i’ll study you, with science forensic!
i wish watson was here, for boy, you’re making me sick!
grab a sword, let us fence and watch your failure be immense
i’m the one to make this intense, don’t need a g+nius to figure this!
you became a lonely little peasant trying to get a german pregnant
have a lesson from smith and wesson: moriarty is more pleasant!

cole:
i brought my enemies to their death before they could even see me
while you’re a crooked+tooth psycho in a two+ended beanie
you’ve got “tonnes” of different versions, and it’s time for you to make the switch
so you’ll be slammed onto your ass and promptly made my cumber+b+tch
sherlock:
my dear cole, no need to scold, because facing you is a treat
this mc from bbc is about to kick you all the way down baker street
i’m not a psychopath, no, i’m a high+functioning sociopath
it’s a fundamental truth, phelps, you don’t invoke my wrath

cole:
i’ve got a partner in every rank, you’ve got a doctor in your bed
as well as cocaine on the brain, the vice desk! go ahead!
is this fangirl form meant to shock me? throw yourself off some scaffolds
for i’ll mix and spit a rhyme to leave sherlock holmes baffled!

sherlock:
don’t hound me, but bask in my glory if you will
your raps stink, kind of like the sewers where you were k!lled
my rhymes are burning, call it arson, or a different kind of war
it’s time to take my last bow and leave this l. a. noire

l:
this shall be a piece of cake, so you two can quake in your boots
as i lol+iet for humor and then begin to deduce
that these classless pansy dandies are in need of a good flogging
watari, call for an ambulance, for my rhymes are heart+stopping
phelps can’t stand up to me. my achievements? you couldn’t meet it
that’s my thesis: i’ll give you a strawberry if you keep it a secret
you chase shoplifters off the mall, i square off against gods of death
took my last breath for justice, your end lacked a life vest
and you, don’t boast your remakes, you’re outdone by a bat
no sh+t, sherlock, i’ll outfox you in this final attack!
you’re nearly finished off, aren’t you, but i’m feeling rather mello
so although you two blow i’ll… no…..

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