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uberocity - taco bell vs olive garden lyrics

[verse 1: olive garden employee]
what kind of establishment do you think this is?
good times, great salad, impeccable disses!
come on now for an olive garden night on the town
so follow my waitress and please… sit down!
when you’re here, you’re family, chilling with the best food!
you can hear your family sh+tting in the next room!
i’ll never understand all the cravings of your bad fans!
“go to taco bell!” that’s the ravings of a mad man!
you put all your advertising behind a chihuahua?
nah, dawg! that’s more freakin’ chalupa+cabra!
preaching “live mas!” but practicing live mass
¡yo quiero taco bell! to kiss my ass!

[verse 2: taco bell employee]
holy sh+t, did you reheat those linеs too?
with that quality, i’d think you’d have the drive+thru
wakе me up at 7:00 am, and i’ll still wreck this!
and let’s be real++that’s with or without the breakfast
i chomp on a gordita, who cares about class?
cuz i got your mamacita and i’m a+boutta blast
when i crunchwraps/crunch raps, i’m topping you like sour cream
bringing back the favorites and i hear the d+mn crowd scream!
i’m party packin’ raps like a based bandito!
you’re the locos tacos to my quesarito!
i don’t want to see your whine list++it just goes to show!
this sh+t’s limbo with how merlot you can go!
go call this tucson, i’m dropping truth on ya!
not even garfield would eat your lasagna!
i’m cutting your sticks and it still brought me ahead!
thought outside the bun and still got unlimited bread!
[verse 3: olive garden employee]
get off your high horse, you’ve no right to get vexed
i checked! you barely even qualify as tex+mex!
you can’t even follow orders when they’re easy!
say when, dude! jesus, you’re so d+mn cheesy!
you’re talkin’ about cr+p when you say you got the best sh+t
i’d rather hit up denny’s at 1:00 am if i’m desperate!
got your taco sh+lls breaking; that’s the bell for ya’
but i’ll leave you cracked like philadelphia!
we all know you suck, but the real shock though++
you couldn’t even save the d+mn choco taco!
hit you with the double decker, that’s right, you’re gone!
and you can swallow my eggplant parmesan!

[verse 4: taco bell employee]
can’t guard against all of darden’s lies comfortably
there’s just some sh+t i won’t pardon, like tuscany
tried greasing the wheels but you’re oven baked
that oil ain’t olive, darlin’, that’s straight up snake!
you wrap inedible dreck up with a classical exterior
that’s the only classico you’ve got that’s superior
just bow to carrabba’s and take the hint!
i’m cashing out, bong! where’s my andes mint?

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