uberocity - walker, texas ranger vs zorro lyrics
zorro:
ah, texas ranger. por fin nos reunimos
this encounter won’t last long before i say adios
i see you bumble ‘round ole texas like the dumb lawman you are
and how you solve a single crime to me’s quite bizarre
i don’t need a zillion contacts just to get my job done
silly ranger, no need to try when i’ve already won
you’re looking quite silly standing there with your beard
let me show you why the fox is notorious and feared
walker:
the true cowboy is here to battle this mexican
with your mask and black cape, you’re looking reeeal feminine
i take out whole gangs while you just sit and look pretty
you may believe that you’re cunning, but i’m truly witty
i’ll take your sword and carve a w right into your face
then leave with my back to the screen without a single trace
there’s no way you could win a brawl against walker texas ranger
so c’mon, bring it on, no doubt you’ll be in danger
zorro:
i’m the don of california, and this is the dawn of your demise
as you’re popped like a zit of considerable size
it’s a trial by fire, and you’re getting burned
by the raps you spit hot which i promptly returned
zounds! my rhymes have you spin like tornadoes!
why are you always with trivette? i see a faint rainbow
stop messing around, you’re acting like nothing but a pr+ck!
now prepare to feel a lashing as you’re smashed by my bullwhip
walker:
you may be a good swordsman, but de la vega, even so
i am frankly disgusted by this black+clad cabellero
you’re a messed up masquerader trying to steal my show
and your idea of the law is even worse than jim crow
i’ll come about and destroy you, it’s as simple as that
ask anybody, you’re nothing but a whiny little brat!
i’m going to end this battle now, because you’re getting me p+ssed
but before we’re done take the time to meet both of my fists
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