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uberocity - zeus vs poseidon vs hades lyrics

zeus:
you want a shocking entrance? have a thunderbolt!
striking you high up from olympus, over one thousand volts!
i am motherf+cking zeus! the king of the gods!
beaten by both my b+tching brothers? what are the odds?
i’ve sp+wned demigods and heroes while posie just made a monster!
you’re weaklings, you know! i’d rather face one of my daughters!
we know i’m the best, that’s why i’m not ruling in the underworld!
the god of the sky is here and ready to give you what you deserve!

poseidon:
from the oceans to the seas, from the rivers to the lakes!
a battle with the mightiest god, poseidon, was a mistake!
three pr+nged like a boss i’ll let the earth and seas quake
if it’s combat you want b+tch i’ll make your ears ache!
what’s a measly thundershock when i typhon your ass?
and you married your own sister? do you have a single ounce of class?
you’ll be sent to the stars like both orion and the pelaides
i may have not become the king but at least i’m not hades!

hades:
i’ve taken too much sh+t throughout the years to lose to you today
god of both the dead and riches, and you’ve got some debts to pay!
you sent me to rock bottom but i don’t mind, i’ve got the power
power to send you both to h+ll as in my wake you cower!
my verses are so deadly i spit them thrice like cerberus
i’ll f+cking chain you to the rocks like your old pal prometheus
both of you, please, you make casanova look chaste!
you’ll be lambasted so be braced for what you’re still yet to face!
zeus:
oh hades, please, aren’t you forgetting persephone?
i’d lock you up as a punishment but you couldn’t feel more lonely!
poseidon, learn your elements! lightning always trumps water!
you’re forgetting who you’re fighting! i was the one who k!lled our father!
hades, i’d f+cking murder you but that would be a sin
and p+ssieden thinks he has a chance? oh the odds are so thin
there are many things i despise, but brothers, you i truly hate!
i f+cked up both odin and tut and made you meet the same fate!

poseidon:
you’ve made a titanic error, zeus, so now you’ll be sunk
you’ll be in such a deep depression you’ll be dionysus, drunk!
there’s a reason you’re not an olympian, hades, you f+cking creep!
so call me the don, the true gangster of the deep
athens may not be mine but i’ve got the whole of the atlantic!
not even a mechanic like hephaestus could fix your satanic antics
by jove! oh sorry. did i use your name in vain?
have my trident to your face; i’ll leave you writhing in pain!

hades:
that’s it! you’re through! i’m done with your scr+w+ng around!
first i’ll cut off your b+llsack and then i’ll be taking your crown!
you have a thunderbolt? a trident? i’ve got a helmet of darkness!
so i’m calling morpheus and hypnos to make your minds break, b+tch!
i don’t owe you a thing! you’ve f+cked with me beyond compare!
so i’ll scorch your asses like helios with a solar flare!
you’re scum that’s been spread upon the land like your herpes virus
enjoy the rest of immortal life with our father in tartarus!

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