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uhhhhhhh!! & the bussin boys - chat support lyrics

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[spoken intro]
welcome to chat support

[intro]
(screams)

[verse 1]
dug through my closet, found a time machine
covered in dust, circa 2013
turned it on—oh my god, it still works!
but the wi+fi’s dead, and i’m feelin’ cursed

[pre+chorus]
i type in my passcode—wrong, wrong, wrong
try my ex’s birthday—ugh, so long gone
so i hit up apple, got them on chat
but five minutes in, i’m losin’ track

[chorus]
where’s the serial number? where does it hide?
they say “check the back,” but it’s too scratched to find
now they’re talkin’ about settings, but it won’t turn on
i think i’m too dumb to own an apple product, y’all!

[verse 2]
support keeps typing, bubbles in the chat
“try a hard reset!” but what even is that?
hold this b+tton, cl!ck that thing
i swear they’re just makin’ up words on my screen
[pre+chorus]
i take a deep breath—nope, can’t go on
instead, i just call my friend named john
“dude, i swear, i just lost my mind”
he says, “bro, same—apple got me last time”

[chorus]
where’s the serial number? where does it hide?
they say “check the back,” but it’s too scratched to find
now they’re talkin’ about settings, but it won’t turn on
i think i’m too dumb to own an apple product, y’all!

[bridge]
maybe it’s fate, maybe it’s a sign
maybe i should leave this relic behind
or frame it like art, put it on display
tell my grandkids, “this was an ipad in my day!”

[outro]
so i close the chat, tell apple goodbye
gonna leave this ipad right where it lies
john says, “wanna hang?” yeah, that sounds great
forget my ipad—i’ll be home late!
doo+doo+doo… apple got me stressin’… doo+doo+doo… shoulda bought a samsung…

- uhhhhhhh the bussin boys lyrics

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