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uncle climax - the big chief lyrics

i used to be the type of little kid who just sits in class
minding his own business, dreaming about tits and ass
working on puzzles and intellectual creations
but no solid experience with s+xual relations

perhaps a little autoeroticism for convevience
a far cry from any kind of kinky sh+t and deviance
made me just cheap thrills and and an actual fact
that i only thought of s+x is a natural act
fundamental, birds and bees type scenario
but now i’m like a godd+mn modern day lethario
a casanova sculpture wearing calvin klein reversible
the carnal chamеleon always reading in personals
i had to makе the sacrifice to learn about the facts in life
that i’ve had the urge to merge since the p+n+s found the venus mouth
i learned how to work the machines and manwood tools
i learned to push the right b+ttons and the value of the family jewels
or drink forbidden fruit juices if you let me thrust fast
i’d make it make your worthwhile and take you to a magic moustache ride
you can write my name in your permanent guest list title
if you promise to visit me when your riding your estric cycle
we can – jump in the shower and get soapy and nude
and then we’ll make a little trip right through your phallopian tubes
working for this secret servants as yours toys have preference
we’ll exit at once through the vast efference
well talk in foreign accents – call me the french tickler
tell me what you want – i’ll be your personal trench l!cker
give me a pen or write a literal invitation
for the application of quebec – a cl+toral stimulation
wanna know my style by now you saw me in action before when i hide the salami
uncle climax +spatulous saddles
stripping and a thick leaf
and all hail the big chief

- uncle climax lyrics

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