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uncle dane - hey now, you’re a keemstar lyrics

[verse 1: uncle dane]
somebody once told me
that i could make some money by bullying some people online
so i grew a gnome goatee and put on a stupid beanie
and started making up some dank lies

[pre-chorus: uncle dane]
so, i’m making death threats and i’m calling people “nigger”
counting that cash while my channel’s growing bigger
never you mind that i was already banned
from my racist, h0m-phobic, hate speech rants
found a loophole, now it’s my goal
to poison the online punch bowl
you never know who i might dox
so y’all can suck on my c-cks

[chorus: uncle dane]
hey now, you’re a keemstar
get your hat on, mlg
hey now, you’re a keemstar
get your sociopathy
and all we care about is news
personal attacks and har-ssment is totally news

[interlude: keemstar]
like, i literally wanna k!ll this dude. it’s not a threat, it’s a promise, i want to f-cking k!ll this dude
oh, f-cking righteous f-cking n-gga, alex is doing this sh-t
hmm, can’t wait to report your death, haha! like seriously? what’s wrong with you, -ssh0l-
everybody type in the chat alex is a stupid n-gga
i only do this show for money, that’s it, alright?
i don’t do it to entertain people, that’s just a f-cking scam
i really hope you die of cancer, i hate every single one of you
f-ck the fans

[chorus: uncle dane]
hey now, you’re a keemstar
do a trickshot, mlg
hey now, you’re a keemstar
eat your popcorn, goatee
and all i report is the news
if you can call this news

[verse 2: uncle dane]
somebody once asked “could you spare me from har-ssment?
your content is a f-cking disgrace”
i said “yep, and to save my rep
i’m gonna bully you until you’re dead
i’ll punch you harder than my girlfriend’s face”

[pre-chorus: uncle dane]
well, the hate keeps coming for the show i’m running
even if i get banned, i’ll just keep on coming
doesn’t make sense to give up this shtick
i make mad money from being a d-ck
my revenue stream, it is my dream
to take online gossip to the extreme
i’m a sociopath, don’t you know?
i’ll do anything for a little dough

[chorus: uncle dane]
hey now, you’re a keemstar
get your keem on, keemstar
hey now, you’re a keemstar
you’re an -ssh0l-, keemstar

- uncle dane lyrics

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