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uncle ron - borshe lyrics

borshe lyrics
[verse 1]
uncle ron, you wanna see how fast my car go?
i’m in the back seat, b+ttf+ckin’ jack harlow
what’s poppin’? that ass, cherry larry
ever seen a f+ckin’ boomer with a d+ck this hairy?
scary and scandalous, marry a vandal, b+tch
jack my d+ck off while i sit on a candlestick
ohh, uncle ron’s a bad boy
your dad’s ass is in a cast, i’m the best he ever had
boy, wha+wha+wha+wha+wha+whatcha gonna do
when uncle ron is in your room, just beggin’ for that poo
wha+wha+wha+wha+wha+whatcha gonna do
when your mom’s a sl+t and your dad’s f+ckin’ g+y
uncle ron, i’m your heart’s desire
i raped the rockettes in the harlem boys choir
la la la la la, when you gargle my ass
whiplash on her cat, ’cause my d+ck so fat
chode king extreme, the american dream
is makin’ b+ttholes cream while netflix streams
ron, ron, ron, it’s ron, ron, ron
she use my 10+inch schl+ng like a gravity bong
ron, ron, ron, where’s my child support?
i skip cork in my porch while i eat a bowl of borshe

[interlude]
borshe is a beetroot soup of eastern european origin
it can be served hot or cold and generally with sour cream
[verse 2]
uncle ron, king of the bas+m+nt
your dad’s d+ck on always adjacent
always the defendant, never be the plaintiff
drinkin’ chum buckets, b+tch, you can call me plankton
you can call me franklin, grand theft b+n+r
send your dad to the store, your mom is a moaner
always hit a homer, i hate stoners
smoke a pound of meth and ate an organ donor

[outro]
i met this guy who said if i sucked his d+ck, he’d give me a ken griffy jr. rookie card
i’m quite the baseball collector, so i obliged
but he tried to give me a poor conditioned frank thomas card instead
i shot some meth in my d+ckhole and i turned on my superpowers
and ate his liver and kidneys and smoked his severed d+ck like a backwood b+tch
and that’s on god, baby girl

(gttc)

- uncle ron lyrics

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