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underage rappers - holly in da club lyrics

[intro: stickpeted]
yeah!
underage rappers, we in the house
max and aj!

[verse 1: stickpeted]
so we walk into the club with my boy aj
we walk to the bar, we say: hey hey
aj look at that nice looking dame
if you want her mate then you look insane
so we walk over and introduce ourselves
we say we’re max and aj, we’re from underage elfs
we just changed our group name on the spot
cos rappers, that we’re not
she says: “not to be savage but you look like sh-t…
your clothes aren’t lit and you look like a spit.”
i said mate i don’t look like a bit of lamb spinning
watcha been taking? i can’t rhyme
she said: “alright, thats fine… but i can…
i’m holly motherf-cker and i’m here to stay
and i’m coming back in a major way!”
i said let my boy aj speak a bit
this is aj on the mic, fire he will spit

[verse 2: aj]
after this fatty i know…
and share with all your friends, who, are your friends
(see yaaaaa)

[verse 3: stickpeted]
thats enough aj lets p-ss the mic
got my boy big m, he’s gonna spit some firrrrreeek

[verse 4: big m]
yo it’s big mac
and holly comes back
and i said do you want some of this good crack
slap her on the -ss
she got smart
so i knocked her t–th out…. real fast
blood was pouring out of her ears
i bought her a few beers
but she didn’t have them
so i had them myself
spiderman!
then she woke up
and then she gave me a cut
on my bum
and on my knee as well
hurt like h-ll
i couldn’t tell
dropped like a bombsh-ll
and my friend’s name is nell!
nell! h-llo nell

[verse 5: started (as nell)]
when i looked into your face
then i could tell…
that you were never gonna see me again
but i was gonna see you
holly! i love you!
i wish that you were in my room
and you were on your phone?
and… you were… what?

[verse 6: stickpeted]
hey that’s enough nell, don’t be weird!
come over here holly, and touch my beard
“oh peter, you’re beard’s so fine, it looks like a dandelion!”
i say b-tch it don’t look like a dan-de-lion
so i pull out a knife and slash her spine
she’s lying on the ground, i just k!lled holly…
we run out fast, and then the cops are hollering
i say mate, i didn’t do it bruh
the knife was in her hand, and she just cut hersurlf
they said “why you speaking like that
and why you trying to rap?
you’re in real big trouble
and you are in a trap!”
i said what!
i’m in a trap?
and then a net falls down behind me
i say what the h-ll, and my spine is inside of me
i don’t know what’s going on
but now i’m dead
holly and max are now a bag of bread

[shout: quentin miller]
(peter the marko)

[verse 7: peter the markou]
i just walked out from the bathroom
i saw max and holly, they looked like bread
i saw peter dead… on the ground
i see his spine in himself
what do i do?
i do not know
so i pull out my phone
and look at the time
i see that it’s 11:33
then i get the ground, and do a pee
holly looks at me
with her face in flea
she doesn’t know what to do
so i give her a poo
i see nell there
he’s got no friends
so instead i give him a frying pan
i punch his face
then he runs with pace
(i can’t do this, this is too hard)

[outro: peter the markou]
shoutout to underage rappers!
shoutout to stickpeted!
shoutout to anthony pear!
shoutout to bogan bros!
who else are we shouting out?
shoutout to started!
shoutout to quentin miller for shouting my name out!
shoutout for peter the markou! (that’s me)
shoutout to whoever made this beat!
shoutout to aj
shoutout to big m
shoutout to holly! you’re the one that made this song
cmas rul- wait what is it?
cmas rules!
call me a savage but…

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