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unfamousradish - they’re gonna shoot down santa claus lyrics

[verse 1]
black friday and christmas sales are down in the dumps
i wonder why this could be happening
it’s gotta be because that old saint nick who gives out all the presents for free
parents are turning towards him
but that means all of the postal services and stores
can’t make a buck
they are gonna shoot down santa claus
and carve him up with their buzz saws

[verse 2]
so all the amazons, walmart’s and such
are coming up with their plans to k!ll him
and that doesn’t mean any employees are getting any extra pay
even if they partic+p+te on this day
because postal services and stores can’t make a buck
say your prayers saint nick
[?]

[verse 3]
ammunition for their shotguns
for their mini guns
for their cannons
oh on christmas eve they found santa on the radars as he was flying over south dakota
so the entire us army came and shot him down
in front of all the kids
now they are traumatized
but they finally just saved every big corporation
this calls for celebration
so now all the kids are gonna get their christmas gifts a month late because the shipping dates but hey!
[verse 4]
they just saved all the postal services and stores
hip hip hooray!
they just shot down santa claus
and cut him up with their buzz saws
they just shot down santa claus
and dumped his b+tt in arkansas!

[outro]
santa claus i will always remember you
santa claus i will always remember you

- unfamousradish lyrics

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