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unfortunate flavors - gilfs lyrics

[intro]
(instrumental)
hey
yo
gilf gang
what up?

[verse 1: zak dossi]
hey, you
you’re granny looking real thick
please
could i motorboat them big tits?
so fine
so divine
still don’t look a day over 69
take my age
times four
how i like my women
got the chicken noodle soup
cooking in the kitchen
come with me baby
grandpa’s already got a mistress
ask him who
he gon’ hit you with that bill clinton

[verse 2: will harney]
(woo)
catch me at the old folks home
where they drink prune juice
and the women are grown
don’t got many nudes
having trouble with the phone
yeah
tеll the caretaker
“you bеtter leave us alone!”
cus’ i’m into gilfs
i’ll get a spot on the will
after i play with her gills
we’re gonna bingo and chill
make sure to give her her pill
she’s in for the thrill
[hook]
i like
i like
i like gilfs
the kind that sucks you dry
i like
i like
i like gilfs
not a day over 69
i like
i like
i like gilfs
the kind with flabby thighs (you know i do)
i like
i like
i like gilfs
so good it makes me cry

[verse 3: zachary ryan]
cus’ this b+tch about to need a life alert when i’m done
she be lookin’ real old+
but f+ck like she young
she can hold a conversation
and she’s wise as f+ck
we get the blue parking
that’s always a plus
she got great grandkids
but she’s good in bed
in love with the varicose veins on her leg
cus’ our time is limited
but i can’t get enough
she taught me discipline
and how to be tough
she’s impressive with the message
and the minimal typo’s
i’m obsessive and expressive with
how much i like old
she treats me like her own
i act the part
she’s baking me cookies
made from the heart
i got a bottle of lube
to help her get in the mood
she’s dry as f+ck
but i don’t give her no tude
she was already fifty+two
by the time i was in the womb
[hook]
i like
i like
i like gilfs
the kind that sucks you dry
i like
i like
i like gilfs
not a day over 69
i like
i like
i like gilfs
the kind with flabby thighs (you know i do)
i like
i like
i like gilfs
so good it makes me cry

[verse 4: wil harney]
yeah i’m gonna ride in the caddy
rest in peace grandaddy
but she mine now
(oh yeah)
we’re gonna go to top golf
drinking decaf coke
as we wind down
(oh yeah)
yeah she’s a vet
i’m a rookie
make bets
or she good with the bookies
i do not care what you think
i’m with the girls on the brink
of death

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