unicorn hole - dont worry andrew, steev mike is me to lyrics
let’s learn about egyptian religion, it should be fun!
let’s focus on horus, god of vengeance, war and the sun
his peepaw’s p+n+s was eaten by fish
pa used a gold strap+on to grant meemaw’s wish
horus was fathered by a pimpin bling stick
too bad for them uncle set was a total d+ck
set fought hard against horus, but
he lost round one when he lost a nut
round two set shoots a blast of fire like a demon
did i say fire? because what i meant was s+m+n!
horus won’t let pedo+incest+uncle deliver
he catches the man goo and throws it in thе river
then horus finds a salad, and he starts bеating it
adds his special dressing and tricks set into eating it
some gods use lightning bolts to strike down their foes
some jizz in salads, hey man, anything goes
round three horus is like “hey bro let’s race some boats”
set’s like “that’s fine but they have to be stone so they won’t float.”
horus is like “f+ck that!” so he uses wood
set sinks and loses, as all idiots should
the moral here is cheat and you shall achieve
i’m serious, just look it up, this is what they believed
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