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unicorn hole - sony chicken strips from zambia lyrics

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the rival kingdom has us far outnumbered
so we awaken the dragon from his deep slumber
he agrees to eat all of the enemy soldiers
if i let him eat some of mine so i’m like “yeah, sure.”

everything’s fine at first
but then things get way worse
dragon’s prices go up
he eats and eats, bankrupts the herse
the rate i pay for him to eat them
just won’t do, i’m losing all my men
“to eat their queen, to do something so mean
will cost your own who ain’t so lean”

he eats her in one bite, at least they’ll lose their own tonight
our royalty and our armies, even the peons gone
kings left with no defense, the dragon eats us, we’re all gone
i guess the moral here is that dragons are assh0l+s
he should have hired a fairy type to help stay in control

- unicorn hole lyrics

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