unknown artist - bipolar easter bunny lyrics
[verse 1]
i am the bunny who hides your eggs
and leaves you the sweetest treats
as i hippity+hop and flippity+flop
with my big bunny feet
with my big long ears and my little pink nose
i’ll be hopping down your street
but the only thing i ask for
is a little privacy
[speaking]
what the f+ck did i just say?
excuse me..
[verse 2]
ashley gets b+ttercups, amy gets peeps
and amanda gets a bag of dried meat
sam gets a card game, george gets a mermaid
and sean gets a fresh new beat
that’s because i don’t have a naughty list
so you’re all good with me
just as long as you give me
a little privacy
[speaking]
do you wanna die you little sh+t?
it’s hot today
[verse 3]
my marshmallows, jelly beans and lollipops
all make kids go ballistic
but it wouldn’t be the same without a chocolate bunny
even though i know it’s kind of narcissistic
if you don’t believe then don’t get mad at me
when the easter bunny doesn’t leave a basket
because if you do, then i’ll put you
in big dark chocolate casket
[speaking?]
what are you looking at? f+ck off!
[verse 4]
this year is extra special
for all you special kids
easter is on 4/20
who knows what 4/20 is?
i made chocolate brownies and rice krispie bars
this year’s better than the last
so have a happy holiday
and enjoy that easter grass
[outro]
yes, have a happy holiday (how come n0body leaves me treats? you people suck)
yes, have a happy holiday (i don’t get paid for this. this is slavery)
yes, have a happy holiday
and enjoy that easter….
[speaking]
that’s it, you’re f+cking dead
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