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unknown - star wars gangsta rap ii lyrics

[intro – admiral]
this is admiral b–tch to base camp
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike, and i have no experience with this type of sh-t
who should i call for help?

[verse 1: darth vader and emperor palpatine]
it’s the v to the a to the d-e-r, hey
reconstructing the death star
with my slick suede suit that’s black like tar
f-cking you up, no matter who you are
tell them motherf-ckers about the sheer dark side! (dark side!)
pull up on your planet, death star drive-by
and we’ll beat the rebels, ’cause their sk!lls ain’t sh-t
and in my tie fighter, zig-zags stay lit

[verse 2: yoda and lando calrissian]
oh, sh-t – yoda on the scene
nine hundred year fiend smoking dagobah green
b-tches on my tip, like lando on liquor
ah, you’re just jealous, cause my black d-ck’s thicker
(chewbacca roar)
yo, tell ’em, chewie, last night i had leia all drunk, wanting to do me

[verse 3: luke skywalker and obi-wan ken-bi]
shut the f-ck up, man, leia’s my sister
the only thing you’re getting is a beat-off blister
luke, use the force before intercourse
but, luke, don’t forget
b-tches ain’t nothing but hoes and tricks
obi-wan, i’m the top gun
the chosen one hotter than them both suns
vader ain’t sh-t, his head’s cut up and split
he’s slower than the first pentium chip, sh-t

[hook: darth vader, luke skywalker, emperor palpatine, and yoda
(dark side!)
the ones who bring remorse to this f-cking universe
(rebels!)
you know we’ll f-cking win, ’cause we fight to the end!
(dark side!)
i can feel the anger dwelling within you
(rebels!)
you also feel vader’s d-ck in you, b–tch

[verse 4: han solo]
(intelligible jabba the hutt verse)
jabba, you ain’t nothing but a fat -ss slug
fake gold chains? you sorry -ss thug
sitting in your palace with your blue-headed wh-r-
trap door to the rancor

[verse 5: c3po]
oh, my goodness gracious me
i’m a g-y man’s golden fantasy
programmed for h-m–ecstasy
ten million forms of g-y positioning
but for my golden shower, you must pay a fee
but r2-d2 gives it up for free
r2-d2, watch your language
always having s-x with robotic strangers

[verse 6: jar jar binks]
meesa like to drink and smoke all night
meesa like to fight and f-ck-a yo wife
meesa no care, ’cause meesa so dumb
meesa will f-ck you with me tongue
yousa wants a meesa ’cause-a meesa wants some
yousa wants a meesa ’cause-a meesa wants some
yousa wants a meesa ’cause-a meesa wants some
meesa wants some, meesa wanna c-m

[outro: yoda]
yeah, boy
now, this goes to all those b-tches on that p-ssy planet earth
unite with the rebels, for powerful are we with the force
i’m talking about some real deep sp-ce gangsta sh-t
now p-ss me the blunt, chew, and let’s f-ck some sorry hoes up

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