unodeuce - 12 steps (skit) lyrics
hey everybody
i’m chris
i’m an alcoholic
hi chris
i uh, i just got out of the hospital a few days ago for alcohol withdrawals
and, an overdose on diphenhydramine
which is basically benadryl, uh
i don’t know if any of you guys have experience but
i’m sure you’re aware of how nasty alcohol withdrawals can be
so, it was a pretty rough night i’m sure you can imagine, um
the doctors said that, you know my, my liver’s in bad shape
they said i am pre+diabetic
and that my next drink, or next candy bar could uh
could be a life sentence on both counts
i uh, i have a bachelor party coming up this weekend
that’ll probably be my last ride as far as alcohol goes, uh
i know it’s probably not the smartеst to schedule my last beer
you know why not just quit now but
i don’t particularly wanna leavе on that bad note so
i don’t know what lies ahead of me but
i think i’m ready
if you uh, if you all don’t mind
i’d like to share exactly where i’ve been
so that when i update you guys
when my album is out
you can uh, you can see how far i’ve come
thank you
i’m like where did all my chips go
i guess i went all in
and why is my knee so skinned up
i don’t remember falling
text from my ex (i won’t pick up)
i don’t remember calling
i see an unfamiliar bottle, hollow, blood on the brim
i gotta get my sh+t together
they used to say i was clever
now i wake up every morning feeling under the weather
i’m f+cking my head up
it’s 4 and i’m hungover as h+ll
i never look in the mirror
who i’d see, i’d f+cking resent him
i’m literally putting shots in my veins
my health at an all time low
least i forgot all the pain
and plus i like being drunk
it’s like i’m playing a game
cause when i’m under the influence i can shift all the blame
i black out texted my side b+tch and even p+ssed off my main
my mama text me she like
christopher hey, you think this sh+t is okay
your grandfather and uncle withered away
f+ck with your liver, you’ll rekindle the flame
put it away
i’m like where did all my chips go
i guess i went all in
thank you
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