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unodeuce - fat club lyrics

everybody in the fat club look at me like what’s up
i don’t f+cking know you dawg
always looking for a dap up
cause we’re both fat f+cks
better get some produce dawg
everybody in the fat club look at me like what’s up
like we got our own jeep wave
always looking for a dap up
cause we’re both fat f+cks
let me blubber up in peace, dang

so i roll up to the club looking for the vip
cause my roommate’s coworker manages the deej
and i’m looking fresh as h+ll
shoes still aren’t creased
then why’d you wear ’em to the club
fair point, but let me be
so i’m looking at the peasants waiting long, paying fees
not knowing where i’m going so i flag security
and i stumble to a dude, 350 6’3
got a name tag on sayin
hi my name is g
and i’m asking him to show me to the guest list
he’s so big, don’t know where his f+cking neck is
he’s probably looking at me and thinking the same thing
we got the same stats
we eat the same things
so he tells me where to go
i start heading for the door
he says hold on wait a minute
i think he thinks i’m a dork
then he subtle let me know he’s a friend of the forks
asked if my jacket’s member’s only
said i’m not sure
normally this where the hook goes, but i ain’t done
cause i didn’t know what a members only jacket was
but he complimented anyways and slapped me on the b+tt like
thanks for showing how us big boys get it done
everybody in the fat club look at me like what’s up
i don’t f+cking know you dawg
always looking for a dap up
cause we’re both fat f+cks
better get some produce dawg
everybody in the fat club look at me like what’s up
like we got our own jeep wave
always looking for a dap up
cause we’re both fat f+cks
let me blubber up in peace, dang

then i’m chilling on the dance floor getting off some moves
hit the soulja boy once and everybody started losing it
they ain’t seen a man this nimble since the dude
got a rib removed so he could suck himself like a hoover
i’m grooving
i even hit the nae nae for the memes
dropped it low for half a second ’til i almost ripped my jeans
and i see another husky man walking up to me
he said d+mn another big dude showing up the scene
why the f+ck you think we’re friends
cause we lack the self control
to eat a f+cking caesar salad instead of a cream cannoli
i don’t know you like that mr. friendly jelly rolls
this is not some kinda club
we are not some kinda bros
and i’m not a fatphobe
this is not no body shaming
just because i don’t like being approached because of my weight
that’s why i been tryna lose it or i’ll lose it on the daily
so don’t do no 180 when i make it to 180
everybody in the fat club look at me like what’s up
i don’t f+cking know you dawg
always looking for a dap up
cause we’re both fat f+cks
better get some produce dawg
everybody in the fat club look at me like what’s up
like we got our own jeep wave
always looking for a dap up
cause we’re both fat f+cks
let me blubber up in peace, dang

take a f+cking hint

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