$upository clique - dude perfect lyrics
[intro]
trickshotzzz
dude perfect
[chorus]
trick shot my b+lls in her mouth dude perfect
looking at ass underwater i be lurkin
pretend to make craft beer but it’s really just p+ss
dressed in fire gap call me an arsonist
[verse 1]
i was s+xually assaulted by my boyscout leader
turned the table around u know i became a preacher
colonoscopy had no signs of cancer
doc found a piece of sh+t that looked like chance the rapper
yeah i be workin a bed bath and beyond
gettin fishy in the tub with girl call that a coy pond
buy an extra small tank top so my nipples hang out
getting trough some problems with my girl maybe we should bang it out
won a mr beast video spent the money on salvia
take laxitives every night to cure my sleep insomnia
got blocked by isis on insta
cat fishing dudes with my summer ray finsta
[dialogue]
yo i was scrolling through seatgeek lookin for sum teejayx6 tickets but i saw that there were bob dylan tickets for real cheap, i went and there were all these… all these bald dudes in the crowd
[chorus]
trick shot my b+lls in her mouth dude perfect
looking at ass underwater i be lurkin
pretend to make craft beer but it’s really just p+ss
dressed in fire gap call me an arsonist
[verse 2]
running out of pills so i’m geeking off cialis
heard my doctor mention that i’ve got a giant phallis
had an asthma attack in a very dark forest
shaved my pubic hair with the mouth of a tortoise
eating vics vapor rub because i need a snack
i’m on trial for involvement in a terrorist attack
have to stand on the sh+tter so i don’t up set my hemmeroids
riding off to saturn on a very big asteroid
on a very big astroid yeahhhh
[chorus]
trick shot my b+lls in her mouth dude perfect
looking at ass underwater i be lurkin
pretend to make craft beer but it’s really just p+ss
dressed in fire gap call me an arsonist
running out of pills so i’m geeking off cialis
heard my doctor mention that i’ve got a giant phallis
pretend to make craft beer but it’s really just p+ss
dressed in fire gap call me an arsonist
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