utfo - kangol & doc lyrics
good evening home boys and fly girls
b+boys and b+girls, parents and politicians
pimps, prostitutes, pickpockets and punks
i’m proud to present at this present moment
the powerful presentation by the proud performers
u.t.f.o
and if you’re dense and dumb
and don’t belong in this d+mn district
and never decide to discover yourself what it stands for
it stands for un+touchable force organization
may i continue?
(yes, you may)
and like peter piper picked a piece of pickled pepper
there’s never been a rapper who can rap like this or better
now, i know you wanna have a ball
but i got a question to ask you all
if everybody in the place wanna party, clap your hands
if everybody in the place wanna party, clap your hands
if everybody in the place wanna party
and i do mean every, every, everybody
if everybody in the place wanna party, clap your hands
if everybody in the place wanna party, clap your hands
if everybody in the place wanna party, clap your hands
if everybody in the place wanna party
and i do mean every, every, everybody
if everybody in the place wanna party, clap your hands
now, if the person next to you is ugly, clap your hands
now, if the person next to you is ugly, clap your hands
now, if the person next to you is ugly
and i do mean very, very, very ugly
if the person next to you is ugly, clap your hands
hit it, kangol
we got a lotta ugly people right here in the crib
i didn’t say you was ugly, but she did
but if you believe what she said is true
she ain’t got the problem, boy, you do
so everybody ha+ha, everybody whoo
everybody ha+ha, everybody whoo
everybody in the place, if you’re not the wack
and if your mother ain’t got a big mole on her back
if your hair is brushed and your t++th ain’t cracked
let me hear you, let me hear you say “leader of the pack”
(the leader of the pack)
say “leader of the pack”
(leader of the pack)
mix master, they want you, black
listen to what i say
sucker crews don’t dare play
’cause every day, guys around the way
tell us all that we ain’t down
but [?] all over town
what do they say?
they say that…
we rock the best, and we got most finesse
oh, thank god almighty we’re blessed
as you can see, we dress to impress
(paging doctor ice)
(paging doctor ice)
(where is he?) (find him!) (flawless)
[doctor ice]
well, i’m a doctor, known as a physician
i’m rapping ’cause that’s my position
when i’m on the mic it’s like surgery
with my mic as a scalpel and my doctor’s degree
people always say “yo, doc, heal me
’cause i’m feeling some pain in the artery”
and what i prescribe for you to do
is to come to our show and i’ll rock it out of you
with def rap funky beats
that’s fully equipped, no incompletes
’cause i’m flowing through your veins
takin’ over your body and your brains
and i’m makin’ you feel weak
saying “doctor ice” every time you speak
’cause i vaccinate this rhyme into your body
i’m picking up the pace and i’m rockin’ the party
for a crowd like this, i got to get sweaty
’cause when i grab the mic, it seems you’re always ready
but, in due respect, not dissin’ you
you all know as well as i do
whether you rock or not today
the doc gets paid anyway
(yo, kangol)
(yo, kangol)
(kangol, let’s go)
[kangol kid]
well, there’s a lot of perpetrating mcs on earth
they didn’t start now, they was doing it at first
when they heard kangol kid was my name
they said “hey, that’s fresh. i’ll do the same!”
got their hair in curls, and they brushed it back
and after that, they went and bought a kangol hat
they bought a black one, a white one, and then a blue
then they put it to the side, just like i do
when i saw this, i really wasn’t surprised
they saw kangol and they were kangol+ized
they started kangol+ism, so they kang+along
since it was kangol+iscious, they said nothing’s wrong
they want to be kangol+ian, but we all know
there’s only on kangaloid and that’s me, kangol
to be in this kangol+ation you’ve got to pass
a disease call kangol+itis and it’s spreading fast
you may think that i’m lying or telling you a story
but you can look it up in your kangol+ory
kangol+ate it, and get your story down straight
and if you’re aggravated, it’s ’cause you made a mistake
’cause, as you see, kangol+ese is part of life
so, yo, kan+girl, wanna be my wife?
i played it for my father, my father said “stop it!”
i played it for my mother, and my mother said “rock it!”
told my brothers and sisters, they said “let it ride”
so as you all know, we jumped on my mother’s side
and we rocked it all night, we rocked it all day
my father didn’t like it, but we did it anyway
he said “stop that scratching, you’re causing a disaster!”
i said “but dad, it’s the mix master!”
we gonna rock you right now because…
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