valentines day - the stepsister's lament lyrics
why would a fellow want a girl like her?
a frail and fluffy beauty?
why can’t a fellow ever once prefer
a solid girl like me!
she’s a frothy little bubble
with a flimsy kind of charm
and with very little trouble
i could break her little arm!
oh why would a fellow want a girl like her?
so obviously unusual?
why can’t a fellow ever once prefer
a usual girl like me!
her cheeks are a pretty shade of pink,
but not any pinker than a rose’s.
her skin may be delicate and soft
but not any softer than a doe’s is.
her neck is no whiter than a swan’s
she’s only as dainty as a daisy
she’s only as graceful as a bird…
so why is the fellow going crazy?
oh why would a fellow want a girl like her,
a girl who’s merely lovely?
why can’t a fellow ever once prefer
a girl who’s merely me!
she’s a frothy little bubble
with a frilly sort of air
and with very little trouble
i could pull out all her hair! ha ha ha ha!
why would a fellow want a girl like her,
a girl who’s merely lovely?
why can’t a fellow ever once prefer
a girl who’s merely me?
what’s the matter with the man?
what’s the matter with the man?
what’s the matter with the man!
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