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value select - reailstic party lyrics

[intro]
a house party, you say? in the suburbs?
this eve shall be… legendary

[verse]
a moonlit night is rife with chance!
i enter the room in my favorite pants!
we lock eyes, “would you like to dance?”
“no thanks, friend, i came to stand!”
i put my hand in my pocket
and my back to the wall
my knee raised so high
but i never fall, y’all
that’s right, i’m the leaning king
giving painful smiles as i swirl my soft drink
i’m in a party mood
that means i’m looking at the pictures in your different rooms
then i walk outside, then back inside
then pet your dog, it’s a h+ll of a night!

[bridge]
spare me your drugs and your prеmarital s+x
i’d rather struggle through a board gamе with an incomplete set
or play some gamecube with controller b+ttons sticky to press
who needs a dj when there’s daniel on the concept of death?
[chorus]
it’s a realistic party!
yeah we just want to connect +clap clap+
it’s a realistic party!
between the 10+ no, 7 of us, all the girls left
realistic party!
however did they know it was time to leave?
it’s a realistic party!
alright, everybody! time for a dance break!

[spoken interulude]
one, two, three, four
five, six, seven, eight
then pop like this, pop like that
then go and do what i’m doing now

now backflip, now backflip again
backflip for a third time, do the splits
dosie+do, tap tap
are my shoes tied? yes, they are

[interlude skit ++ value select and lord windemere]
“oh! i’ve had the most pleasant evening, my friend. i dare say, this is the event of the season!”

“well, i don’t know about all that, but, uh, i’m sure craig’ll be happy to hear it.”
“you go and tell craig… i owe him my life. farewell, ha+ha! life is beautiful again!”

“d+mn. he really just magically turned my car into a horse. he just took off with it! how the h+ll am i supposed to get home? ah, no, the ubers are too expensive! guess i’m walkin’. no. the evening is too beautiful for that. i’m struttin’.”

[outro]
here i go now!
strut my stuff
get it, me, yo! get it, me, yo!
get it, get it!

- value select lyrics

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