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vance gilbert - holiday employment lyrics

[verse 1]
i apologize for the portrait
of your founder by the door
seems i hooked it with an antler
sent it crashing to the floor
not the greatest first impression
i’m the first one to admit
i’m just thrilled to cross this highway
to your office without getting hit
i’ll do any job you come up with
save for working on a roof
i get flashbacks of a gig long ago
still sends shivers up my hoof

[chorus]
i seek holiday employment
i got mouths to feed and times are hard
i need a steady paycheck
’til the lines go down at macy’s
then it’s south, i got a cousin
with an airstream in his yard

[verse 2]
am i married, divorced, or dating?
no, i got no current flame
and i’m just not into the bar scene
playing all them reindeer games
i was hot on a doе named olive once
guеss she didn’t feel the same
olive the lovely reindeer
used to laugh and call me names
please don’t call her as a reference
here, lemme cross that out real quick
ring that other number on my resume
make sure you ask for old saint nick
[chorus]
i seek holiday employment
i got mouths to feed and times are hard
i need a steady paycheck
’til the lines go down at macy’s
then it’s south, i got a cousin
with an airstream in his yard

[verse 3]
my nose is just a little red
yes i guess i’ve had a few
well i didn’t expect your call today
much less this interview
but i’m headin’ to the meeting
at the church at sixth and vine
this time i’ll stay the course
of course it’s one day at a time
that glow’s a dead+sure giveaway
that i’ve fallen off the track
but once upon a christmas eve
it helped find our way back

[chorus]
i seek holiday employment
i got mouths to feed and times are hard
i need a steady paycheck
’til the lines go down at macy’s
then it’s south, i got a cousin
with an r.v. in his yard
i’ll go south, my cousin blitzen’s
got an r.v. in his yard

- vance gilbert lyrics

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