vandals - i've got an ape drape lyrics
make it like that famous country singer
or that guy i saw last night on jerry springer
clean me up but let me keep my edge,
in the day i like to keep it dignified
but at night you know i got another side
and i don’t give a d-mn, cause i am what i am
even if it’s really really bad
-chorus-
i’ve got an ape drape, yes i do
they’re givin’ em to anyone, and that means you
you can drive to riverside and get one too
and then you’ll have an ape drape like i do
go ahead and buzz it ’round the ears
i’ve been growin’ that one braid back there for years
i’ve had it since the first time i saw queensryche
the front may conform to society
but the back says i have personality
even if it’s really really, even if it’s really really bad
-repeat chorus-
make it short in front and long in back! (say 10 x)
–repeat chorus–
if the top’s not short enough that it stands up
i could be thrown out of the bad boy club
but don’t you lay a finger on my pony tail
now fix my kid so he looks just like me,
some matching crazy pants are all we need
some may call it child abuse i just call it bonding with you dad.
i’ve got a norco neck warmer yes i do
they’re giving ’em to anyone and that means you
you can drive to norco and get one too
and then you’ll have a norco neckwarmer like i do
i’ve got hockey hair yes i do
they’re givin’ ’em to anyone and that means you
you can drive to canada and get one too
and then you’ll have hockey hair like i do.
(repeat w/)
achy breaky hair… nashville
mullet… hoboken
forbidden hair… europe
shlong… florida
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