vegan bassoon - i fell down the stairs lyrics
[intro]
aw yeah imma go downstairs, imma imma eat a kit+kat+
oh (thump x2)
oh god (thump x3)
oh shoot (thump x1)
oh my god (laughter) i fell down the stairs
[chorus]
i fell down the stairs, no cap
i fell down the stairs, i was tryna go fast
i nutted in her hair, no cap
that’s why her boyfriend’s got no swag
i fell down the stairs and it hurt
bend her over, on my shoulder, and i make her burp
nah, i don’t sip on purp
i run up the racks when i do not go to work
[verse 1]
watch me hit the quan in your girlfriends car (ooh)
i pull up to mini+golf always hitting par (aye)
my swag shinin’ like the moon and the stars (skrrt skrrt)
i freaked a college girl so that means i am smart (that big brain)
i had s+x with girls so hard that she got scoliosis (ooh)
i go back to her place then we perform mitosis (ooh)
vegan bassoon aka vedhanxeno on the track (he’s on the track)
here to say we need jennifer aniston on blacked (ooh, that’s facts)
it’s young vegan bassoon
drippin’ water on me lookin’ like a monsoon (drip)
dude, who the h+ll are you? (who?)
always talkin’ sh+t but when we money match, you lose (loser)
ooh
[chorus]
i fell down the stairs, no cap (he fell down the stairs!)
i fell down the stairs, i was tryna go fast (zoom!)
i nutted in her hair, no cap (swag)
that’s why her boyfriend’s got no swag (no swag)
i fell down the stairs, you bet it hurt (it hurt)
bend her over, on my shoulder, and i make her burp (+burp+)
nah, i don’t sip on purp (nah)
i run up the racks when i do not go to work (i ain’t got no job)
[bridge]
i fell down the stairs
i fell down the stairs (he fell down the stairs)
i fell down the stairs (true)
i fell down the stairs (that’s facts)
[verse 2]
chillin’ like i’m krillin, yeah you know what it is (skrrt)
my cd’s hot fire, i call them destructo discs (ooh)
i step in the building, other rappers call it quits (nah)
i will take offense if you compare me with these jits (true)
girl up in my dms tellin’ me that she’s a student nurse (mm)
told her come and give me stupid brain like dr. doofenshmirtz (mm)
no h0m+, but i support lgbtq (yeah)
but if she wants my time then girl i cannot be with you (nah)
i’m a busy man you know that i got things to do (that’s facts)
get out my dms and go and find you a new boo (?)
i go primal on the track like i belong up in a zoo (aye, aye, aye)
i could cook these rappers up as if it was some beef stew (what?)
i don’t follow rules so don’t you tell me what the h+ll to do (yeah)
i’m 17 while you are 23 and live better than you (what?)
keep on talkin’ sh+t out through your keyboard, i bid you adieu (h+llo?)
it’s young vegan bassoon, yeah you know i (?) (skrrt)
but remember
[chorus]
i fell down the stairs, no cap (yeah)
i fell down the stairs, i was tryna go fast (what?)
nutted in her hair, no cap (no cap)
that’s why her boyfriend’s got no swag (no swag)
i fell down the stairs and it hurt (ouch!)
bend her over, on my shoulder, and i make her burp (+burp+)
i don’t sip on purp (nah)
i run up the racks when i do not go to work (i ain’t got no job)
[outro]
i fell down the stairs
i fell down the stairs
i fell down the stairs
he fell down the stairs
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