veggietales - sippy cup lyrics
mr. lunt: and what would you like to drink?
larry: i’ll just have water, please. and could i have it in a gl-ss this time?
mr. lunt: hmm, let me check my records…
(scrolls over pages on his notepad with stains)
just as i suspected
good thing i stopped and checked it
my pad is stained and blotted
from liquids you spilt on it
i’m afraid the jig is up…
you must use a sippy cup
larry: stop!!
don’t bring me a sippy cup
haven’t spilled since yesterday
water won’t stain anyway
bring a mug
bring a jug
just don’t bring… a sippy cup
mr. lunt: hmm, let me check with the busboy…
(leaves offscreen to talk with the busboy)
is he the one?
(both mr. lunt and jimmy show up)
jimmy: it’s you!!
every time i fill it
he turns around and spills it
i’ve brought a hundred blotters
’cause you can’t hold your waters
this time i’m not mopping up…
both: you must use a sippy cup
larry: no!
don’t bring me a sippy cup
they’ll be making fun o’ me
put a pail in front o’ me
bring a mug
bring a jug
just don’t bring… a sippy cup
mr. lunt: well, i could ask the maitre d’…
(mr. lunt and jimmy vanished for a few seconds until madame blueberry arrives’)
blueberry: zees is impos-see-blay
he puddles up ze cafe
you take me for a fool?
a restaurant’s not a pool
take his gl-ss and lock it up
all three: ze pickle gets a sippy cup
larry: wait!!
don’t bring me a sippy cup
this time i’m not gonna spill
jimmy: i’m pretty sure he will
larry: spilling soda’s not a crime
if it is, i’ll do time
just don’t bring… a sippy cup
(the music becomes slower, with the lights dimming, and a judge’s stand show up with mr. nezzer on it)
nezzer: order, order in the court
i judge you the clumsy sort
by the dictates of our laws
i sentence you to safety straws
(telephone rings, and jimmy brings it to the judge)
jimmy: it’s the governor
nezzer: (answering the phone) yes, i see. very well. thank you, governor. (closes the phone) ahem…
give me back that sippy cup
you’ve been granted sippy stay
larry: this must be my lucky day
chorus: this must be his lucky day
nezzer: bring a mug
bring a jug
jimmy: i’ll bring an absorbent rug
chorus: you don’t need… a sippy cup
(mr. lunts shows up with a wine gl-ss filled with grape juice)
mr. lunt: compliments of the house, grape juice
larry: grape juice? (dramatic zooms between some of the characters and larry as starts to drink the grape juice, only to spill it all over others) oops! sorry!
narrator: this has been silly songs with larry. tune in next time to hear larry say: i’ll take that sippy cup!
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