veggietales - the 8 polish foods of christmas (silly song version) lyrics
the announcer: and now it’s time for a veggietales christmas party. the part of the show where we join our veggie friends at their annual christmas party
(t-tle card flips over to qwerty)
well into an evening of caroling and fun, the caterer has yet to arrive and the guests are quite hungry!
jimmy: man, i’m starving
jerry: i’m so hungry, i could eat a reindeer
jimmy: oh, yeah? i could eat twelve reindeer, and a sled
jerry : oh, yeah? i could eat twelve sleds…
pa grape: hey bob, have any ritz bitz?
bob: i’m sorry pa, not yet. the food’s not here yet
larry: hey look everybody! it’s oscar the polish caterer with the food!
(others cheering)
oscar: h-llo everyone! i hope you’re hungry!
bob: oh, thank goodness you’re here, oscar! what took you so long?
oscar: the kowalski wedding, those people eat like you wouldn’t believe…
jimmy and jerry: we believe!
bob: well, what’ya bring us?
oscar: what’d i bring you? what’d i bring you?! i tell you what i bring you!!
the first polish christmas dish i bring to the party
a boiled potato topped with dill weed
the second polish christmas dish i bring to the party
two steamed perogies
jimmy: ahh, what’s a perogi?
oscar: it’s dough. wrapped around meat
jimmy: oh!
all: and a boiled potato topped with dill weed
oscar: the third polish christmas dish i bring to the party
three simmered gołąbkis
larry: what’s a gołąbki?
oscar: it’s cabbage. wrapped around meat
larry: oh
jimmy: two steamed pierogies
all: and a boiled potato topped with dill weed
oscar: the fourth polish christmas dish i bring to the party four baked paprikas
archibald: now, what is a paprika?
oscar: it’s a bell pepper, stuffed with meat
archibald: i see
larry: three simmered gołąbkis
jimmy: two steamed perogies
all: and a boiled potato topped with dill weed
(jimmy hiccups)
oscar: the fifth polish christmas dish i bring to the party
five smoked kielbasas
pa grape: what’s a kielbasa?
oscar: it’s pretty much just meat
pa grape: oh
archibald: four baked paprikas
larry: three simmered gołąbkis
jimmy: two steamed perogies
all: and a boiled potato topped with dill weed
oscar: the sixth polish christmas dish i bring to the party
six fried chruścikis
bob: let me guess, something in the meat family?
oscar: actually, it’s a delightful pastry with a thin flaky crust
others: ohhhh!
pa grape: five smoked kielbasas
archibald: four baked paprikas
larry: three simmered gołąbkis
jimmy: two steamed perogies
all: and a boiled potato topped with dill weed
bob: whoa oscar, i’m gettin’ kinda full…
oscar: the seventh polish christmas dish i bring to the party
seven pitted prunes
junior: i don’t like prunes
oscar: with this food, you’ll need ’em, son
archibald: oh, is that right
pa grape: uh huh
bob: six fried chruścikis
pa grape: five smoked kielbasas! oy!
archibald: four baked paprikas
larry: three simmered gołąbkis
jimmy: two steamed perogies
all: and a boiled potato topped with dill weed
pa grape: i’m gonna bust!
oscar: the eighth polish christmas dish i bring to the party
eight poppy seed cakes
larry: poppies! (3x)
(archibald yawns)
pa grape: there’s no place like home
junior: seven pitted prunes
bob: six fried chruścikis
pa grape: five smoked kielbasas! (laughing)
archibald: four baked paprikas
larry: three simmered gołąbkis
jimmy: two steamed perogies
all: and a boiled potato topped with dill weed
(everybody except oscar fell down, feeling tired)
announcer: this has been a veggietales christmas party. tune in next time to hear oscar say…
oscar: anybody wanna l!ck the spoon?
(other veggies groaned)
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