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venusdafur - torment. lyrics

[intro]
well, i think if furries wanna be animals then we have the right to hunt them
shut up, b+tch!

[verse 1]
2 am on sat+rday night
i just got a new fursona, i’m feeling pretty tight
getting hundreds of messages from furries wanting s+x
all the pics that they send are just from jasonafex (ew!)
thousands of dollars are going down the drain
just to wear a bunch of cloth that will bring a lotta pain
it’s such a f+ckin’ shame that i didn’t buy stocks
but what has kept me sane was a femboy fox

[chorus]
they’re so s+xy, would they ever let me
cuddle them in bed and lemme have their spaghetti?
kiss me, hug me, would they ever get me?
lemme be their puppy, i want them to pet me
they’re so s+xy, would they ever let me
cuddle them in bed and lemme have their spaghetti?
kiss me, hug me, would they ever get me?
lemme be their puppy, i want them to— augh

[verse 2]
there better be no tension when we’re at the next convention
pay attention when you’re dancing, ministration when you’re prancing
there’s no regulation (bruh), where’s the moderation (h+llo?)
yeah there’s public urination (yummy!) and m+st+rbation (yuck!)
all this intoxication is pure degeneration
it feels like suffocation and there is no coordination (snare!)
all this frustration from miscommunication
discrimination made in ill+strations? (what the f+ck, man?)
[chorus]
they’re so s+xy, would they ever let me
cuddle them in bed and lemme have their spaghetti?
kiss me, hug me, would they ever get me?
lemme be their puppy, i want them to pet me
they’re so s+xy, would they ever let me
cuddle them in bed and lemme have their spaghetti?
kiss me, hug me, would they ever get me?
lemme be their puppy, i want them to pet me

[interlude]
for legal reasons, i’m obliged to state that i’m not a furry, okay?
i’m definitely not a furry, alright?
i only heavily associate with several—
wait, no. okay. uh, cut that part out.
seriously, i’m not a furry. please. oh god… i’m just a cat…

[outro]
hey um, i really love your art, and uh
i+i was wondering if you take requests?
i’ll pay you in exposure!
no!

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