vera johnson - the oldest swinger in town lyrics
when you talk up a bird at a folk club bar
then drive her home in your comfy car
and find that you went to school with her ma and pa
you’re the oldest swinger in town
when you shun the mirror in the light of day
and think it looks distinguished when your hair turns grey
when you zip up your wrangler’s and your belly’s in the way
you’re the oldest swinger in town
when you throw away your cares, twice a week
when the kids at the disco offer you a seat
when they don’t understand a word you speak
and they look at you like some godd+mned freak
wеll, there you go with your wire+wheels
your easy+ridеr specs and your nine+inch heels
trying to prove just how young you feel
you’re the oldest swinger in town
when you prefer beer to a bacardi and coke
when you suffer in the morning for the f+gs you smoke
when you’d have another dance but you’re scared of a stroke
you’re the oldest swinger in town
when you’re down to the last of your ‘slim jim’ ties
and you’ve got suitcases instead of bags under your eyes
when the president of the bill haley fan club dies
you’re the oldest swinger in town
when s+x has become a monthly chore
a plain old duty, if not a bore
when you wonder how you ever managed on the floor
and sometimes you even forget what it’s for
well, there you go with your wire+wheels
your easy+rider specs and your nine+inch heels
trying to prove just how young you feel
you’re the oldest swinger in town
you’re the oldest swinger in town
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