videogamerapbattles - ash ketchum vs. yugi muto lyrics
[cam greely]
video game rap battles!
anime edition!
player 1: ash ketchum!
player 2: yugi muto!
fight!
[ash ketchum (mat4yo)]
i’ve journeyed ‘cross the globe
for the right foe to challenge me
not grandpa’s little goth
with a duel personality
deal me your best
catching them is my real test
and i swear i’m gonna royally flush your whole deck!
‘cause i’m ash ketchum from pallet town
meet me on the battleground
i won’t need a ghost type
to send you to the shadow realm
i’ve been the star for generations
‘cause i train hard
your show ended
sending you to the graveyard!
i’m a master at battling
i’ll send abra, kadabra to dismantle
this hand+me+down magic the gathering
it’s blasphemy!
when this faux pharoh folds his hand to me
i can’t imagine just how angry all ten of his fans will be
you’re all talk
you claim to wield the power of the gods
but couldn’t get téa to wield your millennium rod
even when you rip me off
you don’t have the b+lls, yug
so, pass the baton to…
+ahem+… it’s your move
[yugi muto & yami yugi (cam greely)]
another ketchum bad start
knew you can’t attack hard
droppin’ all those wack bars
activates my rap card
try to zap sparks
while your life points are drainin’
‘cause i’ll school you so badly
you’ll have to duel with jaden!
you’re stubborn as your charizard
but just try to listen
‘cause i put in all my heart
when i send out dark magician
so it’s funny the professor sent you out on your mission
so that he could flip your mother in to “face down position”
monsters, i’ve defeated tons
champion since season one
you were twenty years of disappointment
‘fore a league was won
you train and slave away
with pikachu as your side piece
go somewhere new
and he’ll lose to a level 5 snivy
you trick your fans to buy your products in multiple versions
like you’re using brain control to pokebank off virgins
i’m the king of games
you’re just in a petty one
and that little puzzle league’s nothing to my millennium
[ash ketchum (mat4yo)]
your time’s over
you bi+polar high roller
hit the road
or give yami back the controller
your only defense mode is plot armour
and your hand is looking holo
when it comes to capsule monsters
[yami yugi (cam greely)]
i’ll concede that your integrity was pretty strong
until your mega evolutions were grave robbin’ digimon
you’re releasing half your pokemon
it’s hard to step up
when we only just shuffled
and you had half your ‘dex cut!
[ash ketchum (mat4yo)]
stacking up to me is something you cannot xyz
not even team rocket can compete with your pot of greed
scheming these mechanics is bidding for a scam
you think megas were bad?
your summons need to get banned!
[yami yugi (cam greely)]
when it comes to strong opponents
twerps are never my choice
i mean you’re fighting like a girl
‘cause one does your voice!
so i do not care about the badges you earn
i keep spitting these burns to put ash in an urn
[ash ketchum (mat4yo)]
yugi’s got the driest style in all of egypt
your friends’ souls get captured
‘cause your raps are cof+grigus
you’ve earned a false prophet at the cost of my fame
forget missingno
your tomb will be missing name!
[yami yugi (cam greely)]
i will crush you like a bug
you were foolish to battle me
you’re a polymerization of when red meets a caterpie
you’ve been banished by the greatest duelist that you’ll ever see
so i’m out
just like every girl you ever meet
[cam greely]
game over!
chose your character!
video game rap battles!
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